Table in a Basement

Table in a Basement

By Josh H. and Jared M.Comedy
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Table in a Basement episodes

  • I Think I’m Okay With Being Put Down
    I Think I’m Okay With Being Put Down
    This week, Josh and Jared are joined by college Luke on a late Friday night. They start out with an email check and a shoutout to Ty and his band Heelers. There was another scam attempt on the podcast email, but we resisted the tempting offer. This leads into a brief conversation about scams and what kinds they have experienced. The group talks about possible solutions for people like themselves that are not enjoying the process of growing up. They feel being put down might be a decent solution. Later, they get into a conversation about Friday the 13th and the phases of horror movies recently. Josh shares his horror movie idea and we think it’s a winner. To close out the episode, they name some bands/artists they listened to in their youth, dollar hotdogs at Sheetz, and they each name some things they lived without for a long time that they never want to give up.
    closing song: Drive by Incubus
    1 hr 32 min
  • We’re Back!
    This week, Josh and Jared are joined by high school Luke after a week off from recording. After a Twitter update, they talk about attending a show Jared’s band played. This leads into a conversation about the confusion of dubstep. To get back on track, they discuss some topics josh had found through Instagram. Later, Josh and Luke continue with a deep and thoughtful topic while Jared sat in silence, cause he was sick. They close out the episode with a quick conversation about pep rallies and how Penn State is a cult.
    1 hr 31 min
  • Josh’s Dreams and What They Mean
    This week, Josh and Jared are once again joined by no one. They dig deep into Josh’s dream journal and try to analyze what they might mean. Next, they discuss how Jared got his Facebook hacked and how gullible he is with social media. Josh gives a review of the new Lion King, prompting Jared to review a movie he recently watched as well. They close with a couple additional topics and reminisce on what they miss the most about childhood.
    closing song: Fever Dreams by Circa Survive
    1 hr 41 min
  • Pandas: We Like Them, But They’re Dumb
    This week Josh and Jared are alone in the basement. After the Twitter update, they discuss the ‘Most Improved’ award and being competitive. Josh shares a new entry from his Dream Journal and recaps what took place. They cover some news stories and Christopher Columbus. Later, they go over some first date questions recommended by Cosmopolitan. After some additional news articles, they talk about animals and commenting on someone’s door knockers.
    1 hr 33 min
  • Mike’s House
    This Week, Josh and Jared are joined by Logan and first time guest Emily! This episode was recorded at Mike’s house literally hours before his wedding. Mike and Luke made guest appearances as the group covered the hard-hitting issues. From Nike shoes being communist to Bloody Marys, the conversation leads into a fun new game called ‘Ask a Mortician’ (33 mins to 40 mins: listener discretion advised). They then talk about different animals and what they would do to make them better. The episode concludes with a wedding-themed BuzzFeed quiz and a list of pet peeves. Congratulations Mike and Ashley!
    closing song: Snow (Hey Oh) by Red Hot Chili Peppers
    1 hr 39 min
  • Death is Inevitable
    This Week, Josh and Jared are joined by two special guests for a late night recording before Mike’s wedding, while under the influence of Long Island Iced Teas. Luke from Lock Haven returns and Logan makes his debut on the podcast! They talk about what occurred prior to the recording at a gathering in the basement. Jared brings up the X Games, and they talk about things they thought they could do when they were kids. Logan and Josh reminisce on the summers they worked together as camp counselors and some of the shenanigans that took place. Afterwards, they each pick something they would bring into the world that doesn’t currently exist. Later, they play a new game called ‘Ask a Teacher’ and pepper Luke with some real questions. They close the episode with a debate on the soul’s weight and how to eat a burger. This was a great time and we hope you enjoy it!
    closing song: Elephant by Tame Impala
    2 hr 2 min
  • Josh is 100% Trash
    Josh is 100% Trash
    This week, Josh and Jared are joined by Colin. After the Twitter banter, Colin explains his theory on why the Shwing disappeared from the Sheets menu. This leads into a discussion about Josh’s latest dream and what it might mean. Later they talk about their ad interests from Instagram and try to figure out how each apply to themselves. They also take a BuzzFeed quiz which leads to an interesting realization about Josh. The conversation diverts into various topics throughout the entire episode, as usual.
    closing song: System Blower by Death Grips
    2 hr 13 min
  • Carrot Cake Belongs on the Ground
    This Week Josh and Jared are joined by first time guest, Nikki the baker. After a quick introduction they go into the Twitter update with a unique spin this week. Next, they take a BuzzFeed quiz that deals with the topic of baking, inspired by the guest host. They talk about the heatwave that was taking place and Jared going into heat coma (taking a nap) for three hours.Other topics include peeing in pools, wars, penis cakes, kids, and more.
    closing song: Wheels by Cake
    1 hr 36 min
  • Circus Peanuts Are Gross
    This Week Josh and Jared are joined by high school Luke for another episode. After the Twitter update, they talk about the Storm Area 51 event that has been gaining quite the following. They then go into a discussion about the best way to make chocolate milk. Other topics include underrated candies, camp counseling, a serial toilet clogger, and the Disneyland fight. They close out the episode with a BuzzFeed quiz and some new music. A special shoutout to Ty from Utah and his group Heelers. Listen to their new song Michelada at the end of the episode and follow them on social media!
    closing song: Michelada by Heelers
    Disneyland fight
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7RBWuYFeg9Y&has_verified=1
    1 hr 43 min
  • You’re Literally Killing Me Jared
    This Week Josh and Jared are joined by high school Luke to cover a variety of topics. After the Twitter update, Josh gives a review on season three of Stranger Things. This leads into a highly derailed conversation, due to the fact that he was the only one in the room that had ever watched the show. Later, they give their top three meals that they cook and cover a couple news articles. They take a Buzzfeed quiz that causes quite the commotion between Josh and Jared. This is definitely the most baffled/flustered Josh has been during a recording. They close out the episode with some music recommendations to listen to during the summer.
    closing song: Spiderwebs by No Doubt
    1 hr 39 min

About Table in a Basement

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A frequently rotating cast of friends discuss whatever comes to mind with no particular goal in sight.