Some call him Chinatown. Some call him the whore whisperer. But he'll always be Bob in Vegas to us. Bob talks about bargain shopping for prostitutes, why you should stay away from street walkers and the finer points of sex tourism. Plus why you should always read the yelp reviews and is Brian a captain save a ho? You thought your Thanksgiving was awkward.

Sometimes you gotta Elton John it. It's been a great month for Fobes. A Tony Award, being part of the Golden Knights Stanley Cup win, and a pool party with the Nuge. Plus cracking down on excess water usage, the world's least sexy flamingo and when will the madness that is emotional support animals end? I wish I was lucky enough to see an apartment fire.

Just minutes after the Golden Knights hoist the cup, Tony and Brian grab a chat. They discuss how often comics should refresh their material, pretending to care about division three college women's swimming and Target transforms into a gay bath house. Plus a cameo rabbit hole and what Tony thinks about little person porn. Wait, do you think To Catch A Predator is a dating show?

Come on in, close the door. 

The SFYL crew are back to talk about the perils of low stakes poker, lifestyle hobbies that have gone by the wayside, and surge pricing. Plus, tales from the ER, getting roasted by chat gpt and what y2k likes to do over breakfast. Man, Mark and Jess sound awesome

Today's episode discusses Fobes' Tony nomination, a working definition of woke and a weirdly long discussion on old school porn purchases. Plus Brian's disassociative personality disorder and Fobes loses his virginity in grade school. Someone has been jizzing on the shelves.

Is it a delicacy? A racial slur? Who can tell. This week we discuss the coronation, unfuckable shorts and a Taco Bell hellscape. Plus how close are any of us from becoming a hoarder and Brian gets a sweet surprise. I think I've watched all of Netflix. 

On today's show we discuss the pros and cons of DNA testing, the hot mess that is XFL in Vegas and when Realtor meetings go bad. Plus insane traffic issues, what will fobes do for money, and it's the official beginning of mooching season! Be mad or don't, Bud Light already won.

When karaoke night goes bad

This week we discuss Tony's successful art show, the finer points of asmr and why the most entertaining part of Brian's comedy gig happened on the side of the road on the way there. Plus the ballad of Tommy and Fyrefirl, why "rock star" comics are rarely very good and a boner pills solo mission. What's happening? What's happening?

The more things change, the more they stay the same.

It's the return of Wooden Spoon, and boy does he have some stories to tell. We start off with some classics like the mouthwash std redemy and the condom wrapper that wasn't, then we here about his unique living situation and when edibles go bad. Are you interested in recording a true crime podcast in advance?

Love a corn related musical. 

Fobes is back from New York and we talk boner pills, conspiracy theories and Spring Break fiascos. Plus the rise and fall of the Eastside Cannery and will the A's ever move to Vegas? I demand you report on all of the dead hookers!