Life conspired against a regular episode this week, so here's something related but different! Adam reads the first chapter of a book that is absolutely not named Warzone Dirt but absolutely was written by a cult leader. Special thanks to fantasynamegenerators.com and Elrond the Bard.

Two milestones for the price of one! We welcome our first guest for our very first live show of... our friends!

We sweat our way through our first major non-Brett character, Ben's failed West Wing script pitch, and the Mean Girls logic of international debt collection.Email: [email protected]: @tabfybpodcastTumblr: tabfybpodcast.tumblr.com

Ben tells us the worst best way to fall off a building. Brett demonstrates his mastery of Sun Tzu's Art of Realizing Your Mistakes Right After It's Too Late To Do Anything About It. We stumble upon a conspiracy that just might blow this whole thing wide open.

We're introduced to what is totally not Ben Shapiro's self-insert OC (do not steal), discover his nauseating idea of a romantic meetcute, and seek treatment for our whiplash as a master writer takes us from the middle of the action right into Brett Hawthorn's whole goddamn life story.

Two nobodies embark on a terrible journey.