I guess sometimes "posting every Wednesday-ish" means posting on a Sunday. So, seems like we're taking you to church today...but in England.

We want to extend our sincerest apologies to the cat community for our behavior during this episode.

If you, for some reason, would like to hear us discuss the actual movie, please skip to at least minute 08:00 (and, even then, don't expect much). Everything before that is pure nonsense. We like it.

Again, we sincerely apologize for this and only have our overly-buttered crumpets to blame.

<3 Riley & June

We're not a mess. Promise. In this episode, we *loosely* discussed Ex-Machina. Actually, we kinda stayed on track this time...except for all the times we didn't and instead chatted about taxidermy and weirdly deceptive (yet adorable) animal behavior, cryogenics, and exchanging brains (or maybe just a body).

Thanks for listening (if that's serious how you wanna spend your time) <3

June & Riley

We went off-script discussing Everything Everywhere All at Once. Wanna talk about nihilism, holiday expectations, making resolutions (or maybe not), and putting googly eyes around your home? Apparently, we do.

We hope you have a happy happy and a new year (this is not a typo) <3

We aren't dead! But we are moving to every other Wednesday-ish uploads (surprise!)... In other news, this week we went off-script discussing Pan's Labyrinth. We laugh. June cries - but only a bit. Join us (if you think you're cool enough) to talk about our childhoods (it's just an episode requirement at this point), generational trauma, rebellion, and the importance of smiling through the pain so your pets don't feel guilty when they scratch (read: gouge) you.

TW: Discussions of child abuse

This week, we did a *script tease* on Under the Silver Lake. June is the scariest thing in any haunted house and Riley was probably destined to die on a rollercoaster. We know nothing, so...come hang with us. We're desperate.

In this episode of **dramatic pause** The Podcast, we are discussing FIGHT CLUUUB!!! j/k we Took No Script on The Night House -- listen in (if you want... we're not your mom) for delightful discussions about being afraid of your own home, dying with all your lies, and some more light-hearted stuff like moderately extreme levels of paranoia.

Thanks for listening, whoever you are <333

(Relevant TWs below) well...this happened. This week, we took NO SCRIPT on FIGHT CLUUUB *in our best rage voice* which June claims she didn't like (she actually loved it). Our "discussions" ranged from what humans do to feel something to toxic masculinity to obsessively window shopping online. Basically, we're just dying at our own dark sense of humor.

**TWs: Discussions of self harm**

We took NO SCRIPT from the mockumentary, What We Do in the Shadows. We probably talked about the movie for 5% of this episode because we seem only to get excited about very dark shit. If you wanna hear us struggle to talk about vampires and being an adult, tune in. Or don't...we don't know.