You should never have left over guacamole - even if nobody shows up.

Also - always go to parties hosted by people who hold your fate in their hands.

When you go on a long trip you only listen to one song and that song is "Life is a Highway"

Also - Payton - is right - Pam complicated a prank that didn't need complicating by trying to incorporate her future bros-in-law

Crime does make everyone angry...

And one way to deal with that anger is to sell things no one wants.

Just don't leave yourself prone to surges.

I never marked her when she was born - so there's no way of knowing for sure that Payton is mine...

BUT, I'm watching through The office with her anyway and today we learned that babies ruin baby showers.

Payton learns a new word! SO - this whole thing is educational and I'm not a bad parent - yay for little victories!

We "get ethical" with Michael & Holly and learn how to behave in an office (or not really at all).

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NEW SEASON!!!!

We watched the first half of Weight Loss!

Payton learned baklava is a thing even though she's definitely had some before

She also has wild theories about Michael's goatee.

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Toby is going to Costa Rica, and we're going nowhere!

Another season has come and gone but we'll be be back to keep the mildly coherent babbling going one episode at a time

This JUST-IN...

We're going to start doing something we've never done before ... try!

We head to a high school job fair and learn that maybe for us paper is just a hobby (Payton also learns for the first time ever that she can use paper for her hobbies)

So tell a friend - or work proximity associate (that's a different show...)

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Payton is openly insubordinate and I weep as I confront her about it ...

OR we just watched Stanley do the same...Who can tell for sure .  It's probably just best if you listen and decide for yourself

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