Stop calling me so i can put my socks on and get the episode published

No need to worry - we're still here and still recording - we just have busy lives with school and work and Payton pretends to have friends and no time to record with me.

So round up the five families and listen to us talk about having watched the chair model

"This is a Wendy's "

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Or don't - but thanks for keeping up!!

Don't ever get tricked into being obligated to attend your boss's dinner party ... or do ... it might be a train wreck, but it'll be glorious train wreck!  Plus at least you'll have a good story...

Honestly - I forget some of the details of this one, BUT we're still going strong with no sign of losing interest so join the party!

Tell a friend or three!

And if you've got thoughts we want to hear them - if they're nice - we have thin skin

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ORRR just open your window and shout at passers by

You can even do all three!

BIRTHDAY SCANDAL in today's episode as we recap Survivor Man

Also - there's no accounting for Payton hearing puns that didn't happen

Tired of hearing us yap?

Send in your thoughts: https://anchor.fm/take-kids-2-office/message

We watched Branch Wars and Payton decided now she suddenly wants to start dropping fun facts (for variable definitions of fun).

She has since fact checked herself and it was sharks - vending machines kill more people than sharks!

So if you're hosting a meeting of finer things, do so next to a shark rather than a vending machine - you'll be safer.

Also I said you can share your thoughts with us...so here: https://anchor.fm/take-kids-2-office/message

If you've got thoughts on Payton's weird takes or we missed something - send us a message

This one goes out to all the listeners who've been told they're not creative. 

Well I'm here to you you they're wrong ... You are so much more creative than all of the other dry, boring morons that listen to this.

We watched Local Ad and Payton informed me after the fact I forgot to do "top 3" but she said this didn't bump anything.  Now you can rest easy.

Life can be tough when you have monkey problems!

I happen to have 3(!!!) but only one joined me for this episode

We watched Money and learned how to PowerPoint and how not to declare bankruptcy.

That computer that yesterday tried to murder you in a lake might today come to life and try to defeat you (these things happen sometimes).

If neither of those things happen, grab your lanch and settle in because the kids and I watched Launch Party.

As you're listening to this just remember that little computer in your hand is all about trying to murder you in a lake ... 

Just think about that

But also - keep using it to listen