Taking The Mic!

Taking The Mic!

By Dan StrzempkaComedy
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Taking The Mic! episodes

  • Episode 35 - Bad Things Happen to Dumb People
    We got flooded in Chicago over the weekend, and there was no shortage of morons thinking their cars were boats.I also give an update on my comedy and the Austin Harvest fundraiser.And I'm a year older or something, who cares.Enjoy, don't forget to subscribe! Instagram - @danstrzempkacomedyTwitter - @dan_strzempka
    41 min
  • Episode 34 - I'm Ready For Another Lockdown
    Chicago is fully open, and I'm already annoyed with people again. It's time to go back inside!I was also attacked multiple times by an a$$hole bird on the golf course. But most importantly, another fundraiser has been started. Let's help the under-resourced neighborhoods of Chicago! Full details are discussed in this episode and the link to donate is at danstrzempkacomedy.com. As always, enjoy! And subscribe!
    44 min
  • Episode 33 - Adiós Mothaf**kas
    I'm vaccinated.....and I'm going to Mexico.On this episode, I talk about my upcoming vacation, my Uncle Rico trip back to my hometown this past weekend; and then I accidentally get myself all worked up about religion for a few minutes before I course-corrected myself.Cannot wait for this trip to Mexico, but also cannot wait to come back and hit the comedy hard again. See you in a couple weeks!
    34 min
  • Episode 32 - Aliens and Cookie Monsters
    This week, Ryan Baldi joined Nino and me for an inspiring discussion surrounding our existence in the universe and the purpose of life.We also attempted to discover who took advantage of my generous cookie donation. And now I'm a racist. Enjoy, don't forget to subscribe. And tell your friends!Dan's Instagram - @danstrzempkacomedyDan's Twitter - @dan_strzempkaRyan's Instagram - @rjbaldiRyan's Twitter - @rjbaldi
    59 min
  • Episode 31 - Blasting DMX And Ripping Heaters
    We're back after a brief layoff, allowing me to recover from a few bombs up on stage.Hideki Matsuyama won the Masters! Nothing, NOTHING makes me more warm and fuzzy than the thought of old white guys everywhere being furious that an Asian golfer won their precious golf tournament. I also discussed the passing of DMX by taking a trip down memory lane back to highschool. Enjoy the episode and stay tuned on Instagram for details about the Shatterproof 5k taking place this weekend!
    40 min
  • Episode 30 - Live Comedy Is Back!
    Opening Stand-Up Set: My First Open Mic In A Calendar YearLive comedy has returned, and I'm on the vaccine schedule this week! Throw in some Saint Patty's drunks back on the streets of Chicago, things are starting to feel normal(ish) again. I also chatted about a woman who falls in love with inanimate objects and the Grammy's. Enjoy, subscribe, tell your friends!
    46 min
  • Episode 29 - The Shawshank Seduction
    Jimmy Quaid joins Nino and me on another Taking The Mic! episode.We get into some Mr. Potato Head and Dr. Seuss cancel culture talk. Wow, what a sentence.We also go over our "Shawshank" movie list...movies that you simply cannot bypass on the cable guide when they're on, but NEVER choose to start them from scratch. I'll be at two open mics this week, so I should have some recordings for next week's episode!
    1 hr 13 min
  • Episode 28 - Is There Life On Mars? Does Anyone Care?
    Opening Stand-Up Set: Human Car HornsA lot going on the news this week. I talk at length about Tiger Woods' devastating car wreck and why I was so rattled when I got the news. I also discuss how fascinated I am by the Mars rover, Perseverance, and why no one seems to care about it. I go a step further and predict some not so pleasant things for humanity over the next couple hundred years. And there's some comedy talk as well....enjoy!
    51 min
  • Episode 27 - Gender Reveal Body Count
    Opening Stand-Up Set: Is It Just Me?I blabbed about a number of things in my first solo show in a while, including my new mattress, which I am incredibly excited about.Also on this episode: A couple of podcast recommendations, my weird drunk Star Wars loving neighbor, and a baby shower gone terribly awry. FOLLOW ME ON TWITTER! PLEASE! @dan_strzempka
    49 min
  • Episode 26 - What's a Cannibal?!?!
    Opening Stand-Up Set: Girlfriend Shopping on a BudgetMy friend Becca joined Nino and me for a chat amidst a blizzard in Chicago.We discussed cannibalism, her encounter with a contestant from The Bachelor, dating apps, and a few of my idiosyncrasies.PS: If you could, please visit www.danstrzempka.com for info about my fundraiser for the Shatterproof foundation and to donate. Please give if you can...and enjoy the episode!
    1 hr 8 min

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Ever wondered what it takes to be a stand-up comedian? Same...so last year, I said f*ck it. I love comedy and I'm not going to be an "it's too late" guy (age 36). I started writing and went up for my…