Tales About Turds

Sometimes there's a man. And then sometimes there's a man who poops turds the size of a Pringles can. That man is Tom. Have you ever tried to flush a Pringles can? It doesn't work. Not without some smooshing. Good one Tom!

The chained his refrigerator, took away his cigarettes and Delbert is very upset. Would you poop your jeans and lay down in the middle of the street to get food and cigarettes? Delbert, he does this and more. Also he makes friends by giving them warm uncooked hot dogs from the pockets of his sweatpants. With love no doubt.

Mike is not very nice. But lays down a nice log! Football sized turd. Hard as a chunk of red clay mud. How will Kickstand ever get this to flush? The answer will amaze and astonish.

Tom poops the floor. He finger paints with, not paint. He is a happy man.