Tales from the Counter

Tales from the Counter

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Tales from the Counter episodes

  • Tales from the Counter #16
    Kate and Matt come up with Rap Names for each other, Kate has punks living next door, Kate doesn't call the ambulance, Bikini Fighter found his glasses and tries to rap, Kate runs into Karla and Frank of the Rumor Girls on Halloween, Kate wants to be a Metal Heads, Matt goes to Florida and help shrink a shed, Matt didn't win a big prize at the trade show, Kate talks with Matt's old boss about his Home Theatre, Kate and Friends acted like brats in front of the Big Easy. Kate is wondering how to pick up a musician, Kate missed Jack White at the White Heart, Matt misses all the cool shows in rock history, Matt has secret crush on the Supernanny, Kate's Punk next door neighbor hangs out in the old port asking for money, The punks next door are better behaved the Kate's downstairs neighbor, Kate attacks Kevin Donoghue a local politician and gives him a cigarette, Kate and Matt talk about political commercials, Kate gets sticky stuff on peoples keyboard, Kate wrestles Boys and picks up a band- Hooliganship http://hooliganship.com, Kate drinks matt's beer, Crazy Summer, Crazy Winter, Kate reads Lisa Carver's autobiography http://www.suckdog.net, email: [email protected], leave a voicemail at 207-221-2679. myspace at http://www.myspace.com/talesfromthecounter. The Music in this show has been provided by the Podshow podsafe music network at http://music.podshow.com, Check out our blog at www.talesfromthecounter.com We also would like to thank Dominic from Dominic and the Lucid for the intro.
    47 min
  • Tales from the Counter #15

    Leave a Voice Mail at 207-221-2679, This was recorded Friday, Oct 27 since matt is going to Florida, Kate is a Zombie and a Devil for Halloween, Kate has a new crush, Kate wants to be a librarian, Kate gives the an old hookup the brush off at the library, Matt doesn't go to Amigo's very often but still knows half the people there, Kate hangs out at the library with the homeless. Kate envies the homeless in the summer, Matt doesn't turn on the heat in the condo, Kate is house sitting for Matt and is going to watch his big screen, Kate's professor was on the Sally Jesse Rafael show, When Kate is famous she is going to acquire a eating disorder and date Jared Leto, Matt is going to be part of Kate's entourage, Screech is doing a Porn, Kate has a Showgirls DVD, Quakers with boring stuff and do valley girl talk, Matt's Psychology Class showed sex pictures, Kate thinks she has every disease in the Psychology Book, Kate gives away coffee to make friends, Matt is stressed over his trip, Kate sweet talks Matt's Building Manager, Kate and Matt talk about recording on location, Every day is Bikini Season with lo-rise jeans, Kate tells the worse story ever, Kate would like to be a lesbian, Kate wants to open a all-girl bar. Call in and tell us your Halloween stories. email: [email protected], leave a voicemail at 207-221-2679. myspace at http://www.myspace.com/talesfromthecounter. The Music in this show has been provided by the Podshow podsafe music network at http://music.podshow.com, Check out our blog at www.talesfromthecounter.com

    52 min
  • Tales from the Counter #14
    Call our voicemail 207-221-2679, Kate falls off the wagon, drinks wine, eats red meat, and smokes cigars. Guys in Auburn got killed over spilled beer. Kate spills beer in cars and drives by District Court, Matt got arrested for fireworks, Kate has done bad things, she will tell you if you e-mail us. Kate needs to channel her inner bitch, Kate is undecided about the corn maze, Matt is going to florida, Kate is housesitting at Matts. Brush with Greatness or celebrity gossip, Kate talks about being addicted to My Space...Again, Kate is a Green, We talk about local politics, Bill Clinton was giving a Fund Raiser for the Democratic Governor. Kate hates eric for getting comp tickets, Kate doesn't get AA one month chip and gets the Bikini Fighter mad at her, Kate has a crush, but hangs out with Matt instead. The wine is good. What does Vice Mean, Matt's vice is Potato Chips, Kate's vices are Guys, Butts, and Booze. Matt and Kate talk about Disney, Matt has bad Halloween costumes, Kate goes as famous bimbos two years in a row, Don't go to the dentists house for Halloween, Matt walked miles for Candy, Kate got driven around to get candy, Kate used to troll for candy at rich people's house, Kate wants candy now, Kate has no clue about Vampires or Werewolves. Kate is going to watch cable while matt is away at work, Matt reads books about Zombies, Kate tried to kill zombies with the George Foreman Grill. email:[email protected], leave a voicemail at 207-221-2679. myspace at http://www.myspace.com/talesfromthecounter. The Music in this show has been provided by the Podshow podsafe music network at http://music.podshow.com, Check out our blog at www.talesfromthecounter.com
    56 min
  • Tales from the Counter #13

    Call our voice mail line 1-207-221-2679, Our Guest, Joe S. Harrington Publisher of Kapital Ink and author of Sonic Cool declares Rock and Roll Dead, Kids be an individual, Portland Media is small, The Local Alt. Weekly phones it in with Point- Counter Point, The local daily paper music reviews are wimpy, 300th millionth person would cry when interviewed by the Media, Kate gives mom a Happy Birthday Shoutout, People can't get old, Music Doesn't Matter, Portland Heavy Metal Music is Honest, Draft the Kids so they don't have to play video games, and their parents won't drive big SUV, CBGB's closed last week but hasn't been cool for 20 years, Not Caring is a gift, Geno's is Portland's CBGB's, Skinny open up already we are waiting, Joe says believe in yourself and don't wear Led Zeppelin T-Shirts, Parents should go back to being Squares, Kids have too many choices, email:[email protected], leave a voicemail at 207-221-2679. myspace at http://www.myspace.com/talesfromthecounter. The Music in this show has been provided by the Podshow podsafe music network at http://music.podshow.com, Check out our blog at www.talesfromthecounter.com

    1 hr 9 min
  • Tales from the Counter #12
    Matt Changes the intro, Kate quit the butts and wants to quit food, Kate goes to hot yoga and doesn't drink water, but lots of Coffee, Kate reaches for fancy water instead of booze, Kate's parents use Poland Spring Water to flush the toilet. The Science of Sleep, our superfan Nate leaves us a voice mail, Kate tries to be perfect, Matt eats too much, Kate hates the cube, Older guys with younger women, Kate hates guys who talk about video games, Kate likes older guys who talk, Kate gets Liza hooked on Match.com, We read Best of Craig's List, Kate pays her library fines and checks outs "He's just not that into you" Kate has a secret crush, Kate wants to quit older guys, and adopt Antarctic orphans, Kate wants a Segway, Kate and Matt declares goals for the week. email:[email protected], leave a voicemail at 207-221-2679. myspace at http://www.myspace.com/talesfromthecounter. The Music in this show has been provided by the Podshow podsafe music network at http://music.podshow.com, Check out our blog at www.talesfromthecounter.com
    58 min
  • Tales from the Counter #11
    Matt sounds like a girl, The Coffee shop has issues with crazy people, Kate cowers in stairwell, and Matt gets punched in the nose and hides from Cops. Kate lets people get away with stuff. Do the ladies love Chandler Woodcock? Kate berates college newspaper columnist Jake Christie, Matt Twiddles his knobs, Kate has a dry spell, Kate stalks past blowoff, People are hot in their own way, Kate's friend busts up with a guy like they did on Sex in the City, Kate steals from Adam Curry, Kate doesn't listen to Podcasts, Drunk Dials instead, Kate calls ex and makes racial remarks, Kate has a good time at Meetings, Matt says don't wear square glasses, Kate uses show e-mail address to stalk people on Match.com, Kate laughs inappropriately again, Matt tells laughing inappropriately stories, Kate can't buy a black fleece and stresses out her sister, Kate doesn't make Christmas lists, Matt gets nothing for Christmas, Kate uses guide wires on Christmas tree. Matt promise to get swag for Kate, Calling all guys to ask for kates number. Email:[email protected], leave a voicemail at 207-221-2679. myspace at http://www.myspace.com/talesfromthecounter. The Music in this show has been provided by the Podshow podsafe music network at http://music.podshow.com, Check out our blog at www.talesfromthecounter.com
    58 min
  • Tales from the Counter #10
    Kate's most bestest friend Liza is our guest, College Dropout-Beauty School Knockout, Liza decked a girl and her boss got deported, Kate pretends she is Mariah Carey, Girls are mean to each other, but guys do it too, Kate worries about being liked by customers, Episode III of the Starbucks-Dunkin Donuts wars, Kate almost does a spit take on the Microphone. Beauty School Knockouts like Extra Sugar, Kate doesn't like to wear baked goods, Liza likes to eat like French women, Matt ate in France, Kate Steals candy on Easter, Kate and Liza plot and scheme to be Sisters in Law, Liza's brother sucks in a Band, but in a good way, Joe S. Harrington comes into Java Net, Diamond Sharp breaks up, the Crew declares favorite chick rockers, Who would "behind the music" talk to about you, Southern People on cruise ships wear fanny packs and talk funny, Kate's first crush was Stone Phillips, Adventures in Babysitting, this week Matt cooks vegetarian for Liza, next week straight to the slaughter house, we want to go to the fair and eat our way out, Kate flirts with the ugliest carny, Liza loves Podcasting. Kate has to use the toilet. Email:[email protected], leave a voicemail at 207-221-2679. myspace at http://www.myspace.com/talesfromthecounter. The Music in this show has been provided by the Podshow podsafe music network at http://music.podshow.com, Check out our blog at www.talesfromthecounter.com
    55 min
  • Tales from the Counter #9

    Matt and Kate go to Rebel Roots fest, Kates Crush makes the papers, We were guests on the Rumor Girls Uncut www.rumorgirls.com, Kate eats spinach during E-Coli outbreak. We bought food, People bought food for the weekend, Matt has special swordfish recipe, People buy interesting things for their weekend at the grocery store. Kate gets cookies from kids at the Laundromat; Kate wants to stalk friends on Match.com. Kate is trying to fix up matt. Kate is a book nerd. Matt has to give his cat a pill, Kate starts a new reality show called "Pimp my Friend" Kate gets cousin lost in Portland after going to strip club, Matt had Roommate who stole from him and had a stroke. Kate mumbles to herself while walking around town. Matt has idea to get guys to quit asking Kate for her number. Matt and Kate talk about Frienamies. Kate frienamy is way more famous than her. Matt's frienamy is a time suck. Our friend eric wears bicycle shorts, Matt is being agreeable, Kate is reading transgender Russian literature, Matt throws away underwear, Kate keeps shirt on so we can't be like Howard Stern. Kate compares our show to NPR. We are going to Bebe Buell on Saturday. Email:[email protected], leave a voicemail at 207-221-2679. myspace at http://http://www.myspace.com/talesfromthecounter. The Music in this show has been provided by the Podshow podsafe music network at http://music.podshow.com, Check out our blog at www.talesfromthecounter.com

    44 min
  • Tales from the Counter #8

    Matt ate the topic, Matt can't help being a steeler fan, Kate loves football but has limited knowledge, Matt watches football and complains about his lame friends, More superfan shoutouts, DVR is Not TIVO, Battle of the Corner Stores, Dating Coworkers using Sexual Harassment, Kate is having Delusions of Grandeur, Know you audience, Little Miss Sunshine, Bebe Buell Loses wedding ring under porch at java net, Kate still on wagon, Kate meets old boyfriend at Foreplay, Kate acts out to make people break up with her, Matt tells old Fake ID stories, Kate throws a fit, Matt decides to make a podcast with his cats, Shooter sits on command for Lunchmeat, Kate digs musicians, Kate acts like a grown up at the New Girls Network, Kate goes shopping for Working girl clothes, Kate's mom lights up like a tree at Christmas, Kate should beg for forgiveness, Divorcing Parents, Nick and Jessica had a starter wedding, Kate want to go to Remarriages counseling, Little miss sunshine rips the facade of of kiddy beauty pageants, Kate says don't conform, Email:[email protected], leave a voicemail at 207-221-2679. myspace at http://www.myspace.com/talesfromthecounter. The Music in this show has been provided by the Podshow podsafe music network at http://music.podshow.com, Check out our blog at www.talesfromthecounter.com

    53 min
  • Tales from the Counter #7

    Kate loves podcasting, New superfan, We need a logo, t-shirt and other promotional items, Kate gets Sexual Harassment Training, Russian Women's is as boring and long winded as Russian Men's literature. Kate is on the no fly list for being a Women's Studies Major, Oprah is an easy target, Kate wants to be a internet celebrity, Kate gives number to another guy she has absolutely no interest in part 2. Friendly toast guy did not call. Kate's friend tries to get Kate to go off the wagon. Kate wants to tell guys she is a lesbian. Matt says guys need to take their Shot, Matt announces new threat to America. Hipster movement is so over, PBR is Dead, Kate wants an activity partner, Matt goes to see the Awesome http://www.awesome80sband.com. Racer-X is not the 80's. Kate should watch TV instead of writing crappy poetry about how she sucks, Kate and Matt think Loveline is awesome. No one listens to Old People unless you are Chinese. Matt's Grandparents likes his brother better than him. Kate and Matt discuss their Ethnic Backgrounds. Kate talks About Blog : http://40ozto-freedom.blogspot.com. Kate talks about going to AA meetings. Kate eats big ass cookie bar before coming over to record. Kate hangs out at another coffee shop with other traitors. Kate brags up her coffee shop. Matt only drinks starbucks on the road. Kate was trying to make out with older boys when Matt started to hang out at Java Net. Kate trolls for listener feedback. Email: [email protected], leave a voicemail at 207-221-2679. The Music in this show has been provided by the Podshow podsafe music network at http://music.podshow.com

    55 min

About Tales from the Counter

From the publisher's feed

This Podcast is about the normal stuff we talk about at the coffee shop we where work and hang out.