Tales from the Fic

Season two of this horrible, horrible show. We have for you SEX! DRAMA! MORE SEX! AND THEN MORE SEX! It's the sexiest episode yet!

Thanks to Lehel and Tomas for their contributions to the show.

Check out Tomas' show, The Weird Fiction Podcast!

Soundtrack:

Ren & Stimpy Production Music

A MIDI cover of Elton John's "Crocodile Rock"

Title Music:

Mr. Monokuma's Lesson - Dangan Ronpa Soundtrack

In lieu of last week's legitimately disturbing fanfiction, this week we decided to flip the chessboard of horror and instead played a round of candyland fun. With what? Why, it's only a lovely little Adventure Time fanfiction known as Peppermint Lumps, written by the lovely author Miikami on fanfiction.net.

Soundtrack: Ren & Stimpy Production Music

Genuine Content Warning Oh God

Quite possibly the single most horrifyingly messed up fanfiction we’ve had on the show to date, and it didn’t even come from Gregor. Travis2015’s magnum opus about the contrived necessity of having anthropomorphic animals’ genitals removed is as horrifying as it is cold and humorless.

Frank reads a really upsetting fanfiction about Arthur (you know, the kid's show) in the Fallout universe.

Also, castration, because of course.

A dramatic reading of the gay hentai, Kuso Miso Technique by Junichi Yamakawa.

We'll be taking an *intentional* hiatus to work on making the show a teensy bit more professional. So in the mean time (I just realized I've never written or typed the phrase "mean time" before), I'll be releasing some Short Tales each week until I feel that I can continue the main show confidently.

Check out more at Shattered.Media and at my own website, turtlecade.com.

Frank, Egill, and Sam have quite the spooky time.

We tried recording a Metal Gear Solid episode recently, but because we were trying out a new recording method, obviously it got all fucky.

Luckily, I was still able to salvage a small section, wherein guest and friend Sam Forster reads us a very special mash-up fanficiton.

A prophecy tells of an incredibly awful podcast, returning after repeatedly failing to gather an audience, that arrives to assault the ears of those who listen to it. That podcast had an episode about The Legend of Zelda, and it was shit, but then again, so are you.