Tales From the Lost Galaxy

Hey everyone!

I'm sorry for the delay, the week this was supposed to release my Uncle Pat passed away and this fell by the wayside.

Uncle Pat looked like a cowboy and lived like one, and he would have loved this show. So I'm dedicating the final episode of the season to him.

Wherever you are now, I hope you hear it and I hope it makes you chuckle. See you among the stars!

LAST TIME ON TALES FROM THE LOST GALAXY!

The Party People turned out to be in league with the previously thought dead Dr. Zora Kypp, and Devon the Bellhop has decided to pilot Party Planet (which turned out to be a ship) into the S.S. Your Name Could Be Here.

Dr. Zora Kypp has planted some bombs on the ship as well, some of which have been deactivated, but some of which remain.

Captain Max still has a sentient penis, and Stella is still trying to plan their wedding, but will it work out before they are obliterated??

Jim Chiminey lives! He has been missing for quite some time, and was recently found in one of the ship's chimneys. Somehow in the time he was gone he went on an adventure full of wonder and mystery wherein he met a genie, and he still has one wish left!

What will become of our heroes next?

Will there be a happily ever after?

Will Raphael ever play video games again??

Will Tony Italiano finally find a stable life?!

FIND OUT RIGHT NOW ON THE FINAL EPISODE OF SEASON 1 OF TALES FROM THE LOST GALAXY!

Starring...

Andrew Lynch as Jim Chiminey

Annastasia Brown as Stella Cartographique, Dr. Zora Kypp and Cuuult

David Borja as Raphael Doolittle, Devon the Bellhop, one of the many cultists and filling in as Ezra Miller

J.D. Dueckmann as Captain James Maxwell, and Cultist 420

Kazz Leskard as Emperor Steev (who is posessed by the spirit of Jerry Ferrilax)

Matt Ip Shaw as Tony Italiano, Max's Sentient Second Penis, and also one of the many cultists

Montana Rosalle as Something the Wizard, Baxter T. Tibbles, Party Pete the Party Dude, and Cultist Number 1

with Casey Por as the narrator/director

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IT'S THE PENULTIMATE EPISODE OF SEASON 1 OF TALES FROM THE LOST GALAXY!

Last week on Tales From the Lost Galaxy!

Max's penis had achieved sentience! He's removed the sentient testes, but the penis remains, and now it's driving.

He also got engaged to Stella! Marriage!

The Party People got to the ship, but the crew managed to trap them in the brig. They have since managed to escape and are now free.

Something the Wizard is teaching the cultists magic!

WHAT WILL HAPPEN NEXT?! Find out on Episode 19 of Tales From the Lost Galaxy!!!

Starring...

Annastasia Brown - Stella Cartographique, Cuuult, Dr. Zora Kypp

David Borja - Raphael Doolittle, Devon the Bellhop, Cultist #3

J.D. Dueckmann - Captain Max, Cultist 420

Kazz Leskard - Emperor Mommy

Matt Ip Shaw - Tony Italiano, Cultist #3, Max's Sentient Penis

Montana Rosalle - Something the Wizard, Baxter T. Tibbles the Mushroom Man, Party Pete the Party Dude, Max's Sentient Testicle and Cultist #1

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On the last episode of Tales From the Lost Galaxy!

Tony and Stella are still alive on Party Planet! They've taken shelter in Tony's Mom's Fallout Shelter where they met Tony's family including his grandpa's ghost.

Max recovered from his surgery removing the remains of his sentient testes. But the penis remains and it seems to be in charge.

The Party People of Party Planet are in the process of crashing Party Planet into the S.S. Your Name Could Be Here. They tried to kidnap Max, but Raphael released a gas to trap them in the cargo bay.

Pop wanted to send an away team to Party Planet to stop the collision.

Emperor Steev returned from Party Planet having given birth to Wedoo's babies Hedoo and Shedoo. He is now known as Emperor Mommy.

The Cultists learned how to cast Fireball from Something the Wizard but it didn't come up much.

What will happen this week?? Find out on EPISODE 18 OF TALES FROM THE LOST GALAXY!!!

Claire Temple - Pop! and Ezra Miller

Kaz Leskard - Emperor Mommy and the Ghost of Jerry

Annastasia Brown - Stella Cartographique and Cuuult

J.D. Dueckmann - Captain Max and Cultist 420

Montana Rosalle - Something the Wizard, Baxter T Tibbles, Party Pete and one of Max's Sentient Balls

David Borja - Raphael Doolittle, Devon the Bellhop and Cultist Number 3

Matt Ip Shaw - Tony Italiano, Cultist Number... I dunno, one of them anyway, Max's Sentient Penis

Host, director and narrator - Casey Por

The hotel planet is actually a space ship! Captain Max took a pill which gave him two penises and sets of balls, which turned out to be sentient and evil and tried to convince him to kill everyone in the hotel. Max devised a brilliant plan to solve this by punching himself in the balls so hard that they exploded. He was badly wounded and needed to return to the ship for medical attention, but he was also really high on Space Dust and really wanted to go to a party. He did! And he met Party Pete and Ezra Miller! Ezra, Pete and Devon were furious that the team took Max away from the party and began piloting Party Planet towards the ship with the intention of taking it.

Meanwhile on the ship, Pop was attempting to unionize the cultists.

Also Steev is carrying the offspring of Wedoo the carniverous plant who he was in love with! Also Tony and Stella broke up and Tony was missing!

This show is really popping off!

What will happen this week on TALES FROM THE LOST GALAXY?!?!?!?!

David Borja - Raphael and Devon the Bellhop

Annastasia Brown - Stella and Cuuult

Montana Rosalle - Something the Wizard, Baxter T Tibbles, Party Pete the Party Dude, One of Max's Evil Testicles and Cultist #2

J.D. Dueckmann - Captain Max and Cultist 420

Claire Temple - Pop! Ezra Miller and the other Evil Testicle

Kazz Leskard - Emperor Steev and the spirit of Jerry Ferrilax

Matt Ip Shaw - Tony Italiano and Cultist #1

Questions? Concerns? Are you affected by a case of sentient evil genitals?

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On the last episode of Tales From the Lost Galaxy...

Something and Raphael used the dating robot to house Baxter T Tibbles, but it doesn't quite work right and all he can say is "Mushroom".

Pop and the Cultists are still locked in the brig. They have the keys, but Pop got them stuck in the lock, and then they became stuck in the door.

Stella and Tony are missing in action. Tony ran off to find himself, but Stella is nowhere to be found!

Max, all alone, took a Double Your Pleasure pill resulting in him growing another penis and set of testicles. Then he started hallucinating a tiny hippo and a strange bald man hiding behind a hill. Then he took himself hostage!

What will happen next?!

Find out on Tales From the Lost Galaxy!!!

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On the last episode of Tales From the Lost Galaxy...

Pop managed to arrest the Cultists and then joined them in the cell for diplomatic reasons. Pop convinced them to start a union!

Raphael convinced Baxter to try and find a new host to free up Something the Wizard. They decided to put him into a dating robot that was incomplete.

Max and Stella began their romance, and Tony finally broke it off with Stella.

Emperor Steev took Wedoo on the best final date ever, culimating in mini golf and a murder rampage! But as Wedoo approached his end, he said one final thing to Emperor Steev...

"Beware the one in charge"

What will happen next I ask you?!

Find out on episode 15 of Tales From the Lost Galaxy!!!

Questions? Comments? Multi-level marketing schemes?

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Pop and Raphael returned and found out from Something that the crew had left for a romantic getaway.

Something complained about feeling odd, and turned into a dabber gent named Baxter T. Tibbles. Turns out, the Cultists were growing mysterious mushrooms for as yet unknown reasons and Something had breathed in their spores.

Back on the planet, Wedoo convinced Stella to swap hotel rooms with him so that he and Emperor Steev could have the honeymoon suite, and Stella, Tony and Max would have a two bedroom where they pushed the beds together.

While Tony showered, Max and Stella kissed! Tony is singing the entirety of Phantom of the Opera in the shower so they have some time to sort it out!

Cuuult caught Pop, Raphael and Baxter investigating the Mushroom Room, but Baxter had a proposition for them... a business proposition!

What will happen next?!

Find out right now on TALES FROM THE LOST GALAXY!

If you have questions, comments or concerns please get a hold of us at [email protected]

On the last episode of Tales From the Lost Galaxy!

The Archwizard told Something the Wizard that he needed to use a large sentient plant to avoid giving up pieces of his soul to do magic!

Max had sent Tony on a suicide mission to a hostile planet, but then Stella turned it into a romantic getaway and also invited Max! Weird!

The mind of Jerry Ferrilax made an attempt to permanently take over the body of Emperor Steev!

Steev and Wedoo went on a romantic journey to the same planet as Tony, Stella and Max!

Something the Wizard turned to Space Tinder having been rejected by Wedoo!

Pop! - Claire Temple

Raphael Doolittle - David Borja

Stella Cartographique and Cuuuuuult - Annastasia Brown

Tony Italiano and Wedoo - Matt Ip Shaw

Something the Wizard - Montana Rosalle

Emperor Steev - Kazz Leskard

Captain Max - J.D. Dueckmann

Narrated and directed by Casey Por

Edited by Brent Hirose

Questions? Comments? [email protected]

On the last episode of Tales From the Lost Galaxy!

Captain Max sent Tony on a suicide mission. Too bad Stella decided to join him to make it a romantic getaway!

Wedoo has fallen in love with Emperor Steev, who does feel the same way, but doesn't understand the intricacies of love. Luckily Steev is posessed by Jerry, who offered to pretend to be Steev to tell Wedoo on his behalf.

Emperor Steev - Kazz Leskard

Captain Max - J.D. Dueckmann

Something the Wizard and Cultist #1 - Montana Rosalle

Stella Cartographique and Cuuuuuult - Annastasia Brown

Tony Italiano, Wedoo and several Cultists - Matt Ip Shaw

Narrated and Directed by Casey Por

Edited by Brent Hirose

If you have questions or comments you can reach us at [email protected]

On the last episode of Tales From the Lost Galaxy!

Pop had a crisis about the death of Jerry Stella matched with Max on Space Tinder Stella felt like she needed to give Tony another shot, and Max asked how that would play out if something happened to Tony... Steev and Weedo robbed a bank! Then they hosted a Dragon's Den show and took a pitch from the cultists about investing in Tony's restaurant to turn it into a fine dining establishment.

Stella Cartographique and Cuuuuuuuuult - Annastasia Brown

Tony Italiano, Wedoo and several cultists - Matt Ip Shaw

Captain Max - J.D. Dueckmann

Something the Wizard and Cultist #1 - Montanta Rosalle

Emperor Steev - Kazz Leskard

Directed and Narrated by Casey Por

Edited by Brent Hirose

If you have any questions comments or concerns please message us at [email protected]