This episode features chocolate milk farts, being miserable having to poop in high school, the terrible bathroom conditions in my high school, college is more mature and relaxing to poop, cayenne pepper makes me butt burn and sweat during pooping, un-named brand toilet paper is too rough on the butt hole and some childhood poop stories. It's TFTS! If you ain't pooping, you ain't living!

This episode features why the word shi* is the perfect word for poop, having to poop so bad you do a sideways walk, Chipotle gives me smooth dumps, trimming butt hole hairs for better whipping, KFC chocolate cake made my poop syrupy, every time I poop I try to think of what I ate and sweating in the summer time pooping. It's TFTS!

This is a special song edition episode of TFTS. Songs are featured by Mr. Safety, Josh Gotcha (me), Jeremiah Perez, The Toilet Bowl Cleaners, Nocturnal Emissions, and J-Cubed (me).

This episode features the topics of could covid 19 spread through farts? Wasting wipes when you think you're done pooping and then more poop comes out later. My terrible diet which leads to flushing five buckets of water to flush down the bowel movement. Old poop stories including pooping in my hand in the shower and a high school lunch room fart story. Finally, I tell a new poop story that happened this weekend involving me pooping in a crowded park.

This episode features the topics of pooping in silence, pooping after a shower, flaming hot Doritos burns my ace, bleeding after eating hot chips, when my ace burns I think of a song, and two new poop articles. Bill Miller calls in to say pooping is like ejaculating from the butt and HJ calls in to talk about champagne enemas. It's TFTS!

This episode features the topics of broccoli farts, too many baby wipes cause anal intrusions, logs are a gift, pooping out snakes, a video of a woman pooping on a families lawn and getting caught, HJ talks about rib farts and champagne anemia's but gets hung up on for being a wise ass. It's TFTS!

This episode features the first caller ever Hedonist John calling in to talk about his pooping at work situation. Then the topics of pooping at work too much. Farting so much it smells like poop. For some reason on Friday nights I poop late. The Popeye's spicy chicken sandwich burned my poop pipe and a new McDonald's stuck on a bus poop story.

This episode features a poop story featuring too much starch and meat. Diarrhea gets you high, throwing used toilet paper and baby wipes in your trash bin where everyone can see, and a boring article about poop facts. It's tales from the shit!

This episode features the technique of folding wipes to get more poop out. The amazing three doughnut poop story. Dropping a bag of wipes in the toilet. The Massachusetts serial pooper caught in the act. Calling a plumber for flushing too many wipes in the toilet.

This episode features food oils that cause loud farts, toilet drains and toilet products, a possible colonic, you get more poop out at home then in public, and Trump helps us save water with more powerful flushes.