He said to his son, "You must go and learn from this man how we can improve our economy.” 

So, there was a fly swimming over a pond...

Let's start with the plus points...

How do you show someone you love them after 27 years of marriage 

The trooper yelled, "PULL OVER!" 

...A monkey swinging in a fig tree on the shore ...

There are many brilliant people employed in the invention of household devices. 

Ever since he was a kid, my nephew had an instinct for money. 

You wish you had more of it, and you want it sooner than later. 

A lesson in life and death...