I'm high as fuck right now,
At least the lights aren't on
distractions, distractions
I don't need anything like that
My whole studio fits in a paper bag
My whole damn studio fits in a paper bag!
The world used to fit in the palm of my hands
Now he lives with his dad
And he might just outweigh me
Tell me when to sing along
Tell me when to sing along
Return negative to sender
The only way you'll ever lift this
Is to sit in this soul for a minute
Let me think about it for a minute
MAJESTIC AS A BABY HIPPOPOTAMUS
Don't bother me at the office
—And that's when it hit me.
Everything that I've collected in the last five years is just sitting in a hard drive on my computer.
I'm irritated, not stoned.
I'm stoned and irritated.
Fuck, what was I just doing.
I WANT THE CHAIR WITH THE HEADREST.
Eat dinner. See what happens.
I have to leave the house first.
I'm going to be forward with you.
Listen, Linda—listen—okay?
A took a plane to the face
Of gold, if you ask of the rabbit, or Alice
A fantasy, or fallacy as underworld would have it,
Or wonder, the shoveler of holes
Think of time to keep as secrets,
Laugh, but don't believe in magic
Keep them as your dreams,
Now stands a story to be told
***** ****** ******* ** * ********* *********
Then a walk turns to a jog
(Then a talk turns to a hug)
Turn a princess into frog
I'm not high, my mind's foggy.
No wifi, I'm offline again
Turned off at the wrong time again
Ten Pennie's for dime again
A penny for your thoughts.
I thought I was gonna die on the way here.
I died more than 30 times in 30 years,
I don't want to see the future and the past at the same time,
In an old place like this
And my soul's still spinning;
I swear I've never been here—
Pistol whipped into a whole new dimension
[When it's not funny anymore]
I told you I don't have much time
My body runs on automatic
Here's a room full of people I swear I know
I bet we're all dead here
Nothing but bodies and floating heads here
That's what the drummer said.
What the monkey say when they cut his tail?
To be fair, I just realized that “monkey” with no “k” is just “money”
Everybody in the sauna is a God.
I got a pickup at Whole Foods market,
I better get on the next train to nowhere
I feel like the whole world is falling
All my payments are overdue
The rent would be late if it wasn't just paid
I would play the game if it wasn't so played
If I knew your name I would say your name
She's a blonde, blue eyes
She's evil, but you can't see that
Your penis is bad at thinking
But she looks good on paper;
Graduated, just for participation
Tests ungraded, but she always aced them
I have a full hand, four aces
She had braces, and a retainer
Damn, that dudes's mullet almost fucked me up.
Great, the girl next door is racist.
Being not homeless after not being homeless for 5 years is fucking mind boggling.
There's nothing in my house
That's the bonus, I guess
***** ******* ** * ********* **********
Oh, that's just what I have to repeat whenever I hear someone cough.
And it's my fault I never told anyone in the first place.
But they were racist too!
How do you know they were racist.
They tied me to a bed and tried to kill me.
Because he tried to put a curse on me and I don't know how else to reverse it.
Why do you keep asking me this.
How do you know he put a curse on you.
Ugh.first of all. He told me.
Isn't he apparently The Devil?
Then why would you believe him?
You know, I control demons.
why does he have to be “fat wifebeater”
Can't he just be “wifebeater”
No. Isn't this just semantics, anyway?
It's political correctness.
It's just a script! Would you rather I change it to “pedophile wifebeater”? It's still gonna be cast the same, I swear!
lol Jewish screenplay editor?
No explanation whatsoever, just —
Kosher Jews—with the hats, and little curlies?
I just wanna sit down with a cold beer
But my dad's an alcoholic
Yeah, my moms an alcoholic
I guess I ran out of answers,
Of what I would give the man who has everything
Then assumed that he had one
Look, another model in a halter top
You're not just a body, if you have a nice body
And he'll never even want me
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