Tales of the Smoking Chihuahua

In this episode, we expand our profile by becoming a part of a documentary centered around the kind of geekery we specialize in. We discuss Fast 7, or Furious 7, or Faster and Furiouser...or whatever. Benji throws out a trio of Opening Day related douchebags and Scott and Benji make horrible, horrible jokes. With special guest T. Rob Brown.

In this episode, very special guest Ellie Ann drops by to show us what a real writer looks like. We discuss her work, she offers an impassioned defense of E. L. James and shames the boys for liking James Bond. We learn of other ways to entertain ducks and we discuss Benji's awful, awful handwriting. Plus, Ellie Ann critiques Chad's writing and Benji complains about not drafting any Cubs.

For three guys who don't have much to talk about we sure don't know how to shut up. We talk Foxcatcher, Bieber and a rare foray into politics.

After a merciful break from our annoyances, we are back with a vengeance. Scott recounts his losing battle with black ice, Chad talks abou his adventures at Planet ComiCon and Benji apparenly watched every movie and television show out there. Plus, we skip news and talk douchebags. Hope you missed us, 'cause we're back with one of our longest episodes yet...

In this episode we recount our visit to see "Kingsman", Benji registers his indifference toward "Divergent" and Chad thinks Benji's an idiot for liking the new "SpongBob" movie. Plus, Scott goes cookie crazy and we have a very special Reacharound.

In this episode, we make up for a missed week by rambling on for record time. We talk Brian Williams (both good and bad), discuss Project Almanac and the latest SpongeBob movie and examine the inherent racism of Fred Astaire movies. Plus, Benji continues to geek out over 30 Rock and we may actually have made plans for ComicCon.

I dropped the ball on the editing, thus making the last episode's title make no sense at all. So, I offer the intro that should have been.

In this, a slightly abbreviated episode, the guys have to bust it to get this show recorded under the wire. But that doesn't keep us from discussing Paddington, American Sniper and Mortdecai, each special in their own way. Plus, we rail on the incompetence of Joplin's city council because everyone loves to hear very specific complaints about a place they don't live. And Benji once again whines about the Regal Northstar 14.

In this episode, Benji meets his very special counterpart, Scott talks Inherent Vice and the Chad continues to be on the wrong side of the Penn State argument. Plus, douchebags and reacharounds for all!

In this episode, we prove ourselves to be some of the worst people you'd ever hope to meet. We discuss Taken 3 and Boyhood and once again discuss the douchiness of the Biebs. And we continue to ignore the Fantasy Football League.