Tales of Valor

Tales of Valor episodes:

• 09.18.2019

  Tales of Valor Ep 3: Teddy Roosevelt

  For hosts Mike and Dave, Teddy Roosevelt (once NYPDs commissioner) has an interesting significance. They broke the mold with this one folks! Tales of Valor is a new show getting its start by retelling the stories of medal of honor recipients...

  
• 09.18.2019

  Tales of Valo Ep 2: William Carney

  William Carney has quite an amazing story and reminds us about a life of principle that can overcome all sorts of adversities! Join Mike and Dave as his story is remembered. Grab some bourbon, put on some headphones and join us!

  
• 04.12.2019

  Mustache and Coffee

  It doesn't get more cop cliche than mustaches and coffee. Dave is exploring both these days in his advanced years because of...western movies? Mike, Dave and the UPP discuss recent iTunes reviews and Mike realizes he can't have on a...

  
• 04.05.2019

  The Legend of Cocaine Island

  Mike tells Dave and the UPP the story of cocaine island, a new Netflix documentary produced by Bryan Storkel. This is one of those unreal stories within a story that ya just can't make up! Enjoy!

  
• 03.22.2019

  What's Your Florida Man Story?

  Mike the Cop, Dave and the UPP join forces once again and share their respective "Florida Man" stories! While ranting about Alex Jones Mike and Dave transition (topics not genders) to answering the top google searches for "Why do Cop...

  
• 03.15.2019

  Buying Cars and Bundy Tapes

  In this episode of Off the Cuff, Mike the Cop, Dave and the UPP do some OTC Karaoke, discuss the car buying process and get back into reacting to the rest of the Bundy Tapes doc from Netflix. Get a...

  
• 03.08.2019

  Two Dads and Ted Bundy

  In this episode, Mike the Cop, Dave and the UPP are back to catch up on how Tennesse Whiskey gets made, the UPP now choosing to have Dave as a dad and we start diving into the Ted Bundy Tapes...

  
• 03.01.2019

  Flat Earth: Fake or Not Real? You Decide

  Mike the Cop, Dave and the UPP discuss and react to the recent Netflix documentary "Beyond the Curve" that dives into the world and reasoning of flat earthers and the response of scientists. Not really a crime doc, but we...

  
• 02.23.2019

  The Freakin' Fyre Festival

  Mike the Cop and Dave discuss the sham that was Fyre Festival after watching the Netflix documentary about the crazy (and now notoriously overhyped) music festival that never was. We just want to also take a moment to truly thank each...

  
• 02.16.2019

  Can Cops Have Normal Conversation?

  The UPP has gone missing again and despite Dave being in "Mexico" or "El Salvador" (we're not really sure), he and Mike the Cop REFUSE to let that stop the podcast from rolling forward. Can cops have normal conversation? Well, in...

  
• 02.09.2019

  The Insanity Of Abducted In Plain Sight

  In this weeks episode of Off The Cuff Mike and Dave talk about a gut wrenching documentary called "Abducted In Plain Sight" If you weren't pissed off now. You probably will be by the end of this podcast. Enjoy! I'd be...

  
• 02.02.2019

  Do We Have A Millennial Cop Dilemma?

  Mike and Dave fly the podcast plane without the UPP. They catch up on life and then walk through an open letter from a Millennial cop and discuss. Thanks so much guys!

  
• 01.26.2019

  Baltimore School Police Need Some Guns

  Mike and Dave, sans UPP discuss the recent vote down of Baltimore School Police Officers being allowed to have their guns on them during school hours inside the school. We then shift gears and talk about an askmen.com article about...

  
• 01.19.2019

  Ranking the Top Fictional Cops of All Time

  Mike and Dave actually dive right into the topics (mostly) which includes complaining about the UPP (what's new) and then go over the top 10 worst cars of all time before discussing some online rankings for the greatest fictional law...

  
• 01.11.2019

  What's Your Follow You Around Song?

  Mike the Cop, Dave and the UPP share their "follow you around" songs. Mike only realizes later that it's Jay-Z not Kanye, technically, for his pick. We talk government shut down and then dive into reading some more "bot scripts"...

  
• 01.05.2019

  An Off The Cuff 2018 Year in Review

  Mike, Dave and the UPP catch up after the holidays. Dave hates Christmas and Mike almost ripped his ear off. Then we move onto seeing what the internet said were the biggest stories of 2018 and our take on them...

  
• 12.22.2018

  Hallmark Hot

  So a guy named Keaton Patti states on his Twitter that he: "forced a bot to watch over 1,000 hours of Hallmark Christmas movies and then asked it to write a Hallmark Christmas movie of its own. Here is the...

  
• 12.15.2018

  Let's Offend Some Crackheads

  While settling into their new completely undecorated studio space, Mike, Dave and the UPP discuss the latest happenings, the upcoming Christmas Extravaganza and how one restaurant decided to change their French fry names so that it wasn't offensive to crack...

  
• 12.08.2018

  Dave's Birth Control Glasses

  Dave got new glasses. He calls them action glasses, I call them birth control glasses. You decide (easier if you see it as a Patreon supporter I suppose). Dave and I also discuss one anti-cop groups reasons to not call...

  
• 12.01.2018

  Couple's Therapy

  Mike and Dave lure the diversity team and Mrs. MTC into the new studio space only to spring on them that it was an intervention. What a powerful moment. Dave's son Ben makes some random appearances and the sound...

  
• 11.24.2018

  The Not So Special Thanksgiving Episode

  Need some sanity amidst your ridiculously stupid Black Friday shopping? Well, wait no more. Mike, Dave and the UPP talk Thanksgiving Table discussion questions and Dave absolutely couldn't resist watching the rest of making a murderer and talking about it. We...

  
• 11.17.2018

  Magic Schoolbus Colonoscopy

  Mike and Dave accidentally touch hands and break into spontaneous 90s song about how the honesty is now too much. While we're being honest, the UPP recounts his experience of getting a colonoscopy and going under and coming out of...

  
• 11.10.2018

  Sorta Surviving a Bear Attack: Special Guest Jeff Kirkham

  Mike, Dave and the UPP are joined by Officer Butthurt who eventually tells his story of sort of surviving a bear attack (or what he presumed to be bears but we have no evidence of this). Joining us to discuss...

  
• 11.03.2018

  Making a Murderer or Nah?

  Mike, Dave and the UPP are joined in studio by Officer Butthurt of poop story fame to catch up on life and the news over the last week as well as: Mike and Dave arguing about whether Making a Murderer is...

  
• 10.26.2018

  Dirty Mike and The Boys

  Could quite be the most we have ever made ourselves laugh on this one folks! Mike, Dave and the UPP are joined by Angelo and we discuss the end of trick or treating, an embarrassing Navy Seal story, the impending...

  
• 10.19.2018

  3 Guys 1 Prius?

  In this weeks fantastic episode of Off The Cuff. Mike, Dave, and the UPP talk about their childhood vacations, and how much lip gloss Dave's dad uses. Oh and did I mention we talk about traveling the U S Of...

  
• 10.12.2018

  Whatever You Do Don't Flood Your Engine

  In the latest episode of Off the Cuff, Mike shares his car service experience that rivals Dave's old Fed Ex problems. We then discuss how in our culture people seem to forget that disagreeing doesn't equal devaluing; this was Dave's...

  
• 10.06.2018

  The World's Biggest Vagina?

  After a crazy week in review from Mike, Dave and the UPP we turned to some stories from the interwebs that Dave found interesting and wanted to talk about such as: Fireman leaving his own wedding to fight a fire,...

  
• 09.29.2018

  Talking Kavanaugh Craziness

  Mike and Dave jump into a "breaking news" episode that seems to have temporarily captivated just about everyone. We discuss what to make of the Ford/Kavanaugh situation from our lowly viewpoints so grab your favorite beverage and let's dive in. Please...

  
• 09.21.2018

  Amazing Conversation Starters

  Mike the Cop and Dave head to the internet for lists of conversation starter questions as a way to fuel the discussion on the podcast today. Good whiskey, good times. Have you told a friend about Off The Cuff yet? Do...

  
• 09.14.2018

  Why Do People Believe in Fake Martial Arts?

  We've all seen these crazy "death touch" bullshido videos floating around the internet. Well, Robert from "McDojo Life" is responsible for getting a LOT of that content out to the world to expose the nonsense. He discusses the growth of...

  
• 09.08.2018

  Kaepernick, McCain and Grande OH MY!

  After moving through the normal week in review and airing of grievances, Mike the Cop and Dave dive into a convo about Colin Kaepernick as the new face of a Nike campaign, the death of John McCain and that weirdo...

  
• 09.01.2018

  Group Texts in Real Life?

  Oh, you mean a conversation? That's right. Mike, Dave and their friend Angelo are in a group text (yes, it's amazing) and so we invited Angelo in to have a group text in person (aka, conversation). We talk about...

  
• 08.24.2018

  But You Ain't Got No Legs!? Matias Ferreira

  Matias Ferreira's story of becoming a police officer as a double amputee is one that can and should motivate cops and non-cops alike. As a veteran and law enforcement officer he has inspired so many and we are hoping to help...

  
• 08.17.2018

  Back From Vacation

  Despite a near riots of biblical proportions because we took a week off of the show, Mike the Cop, Dave and the UPP are BACK and catch up from our respective vacations and discuss how we could ever make it...