"Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa... whoa... wait, wait a minute. Whoa. Way too much stuff just happened. Who are you?", said Greg. "Buddy I'm a survivor and long standing gun aficionado. My collection of guns and superior knowledge of how to kill things got me on the cover of Hog Hunter weekly 8 years in a row. Oh and ah, the names Ted."
"Ted huh? Ted, why the heck did you just come crashing in through my window?" "Well sir I saw you were in trouble, so I thought I should help." "Trouble?", said...