Shelly Danishefsky is a beautiful, talented woman with extraordinary luck. Whether that luck is good or bad is...debatable. On one hand, she is a success in the world of high finance, mom to two beautiful kids and the apple of her dad's eye. On the other hand, she's accident-prone, has the worst in-laws imaginable, and is under the eye of her increasingly terrifying husband.

Jeff Zach is a liar extraordinaire, and professional sleaze-bag. When he isn't scamming people, or sleeping with their wives, he's inventing new ways to blow up his life. One fateful night in Tangiers, Akron's hottest nightclub, he meets the match to his stick of dynamite.

We're bringing you another case of a deadly dentist (there are a ridiculous number of deadly dentists, y'all), and there is nothing but mayhem in store. We'll be drilling down on family dysfunction, adult tantrums, competitions for parental love, online gaming, and the most harrowing dental visit you'll ever hear about.

Elizabeth and Jens make their codependent affair an international one as they scam their way across two continents and make no friends along the way.

Since Shakespeare was first performed there has been an age-old question, is there a worse couple than Romeo and Juliet? We present to you: Elizabeth and Jens, the emphatic yes to the question. Buckle up kids, you're really going to hate these d-bags.

Hey Kids! We're off this week but will be back to give you your regularly scheduled murder on 8/6.

In the face of overwhelming apathy from the Austin PD, a PI, a reporter, a concerned brother, and a who's who of right-wing scoundrels get to the bottom of the disappearance of the Murray-O'Hairs while. Meanwhile, the FBI and the IRS go on a treasure hunt for the missing gold coins.

Madalyn and her dysfunctional family sit atop their atheist empire until they don't. Years of mistreating staff and family alike finally comes back to haunt her.