00:11 Paralyzed: With or Without. 

05:20 What's in your cooler for the beach?

07:19 Lucy's Birthday is coming up. / Lucy hates plants.

09:59 I used to own this apartment.

11:30 This is an example of what men talk about together.

15:25 What's in your cooler for the beach?

17:10 Go to beach drink?

20:00 Lucy harms Marc's foot.

20:20 On air food selection. / An english lesson.

22:04 Favorite spirit to drink?

22:35 Michelle The Model. 

27:00 Names.

29:16 No more drinks for Michelle!

32:22 What dog breed would you be?

39:55 Marc owes me a sheet of drywall.

40:38 Daddy issues? LMAO

46:30 Marc is trying to say something.

47:00 Clit Eastwood.

51:13 Art Of Zoo is gross.

53:30 Animal penises.

58:05 Marc: The Dog Dick Expert

59:55 There is a bunch of weird shit online.

1:06:09 We are all addicted to chaos.

00:10 Celebrity Crush

03:17 Lucy The Blind Destroyer

04:55 Pet Peeves Part 1 

06:34 48hr Marathon 

08:28 Pet Peeves Part 2 

12:20 The Fellatio 

18:33 Good Old School Days 

21:31 Michelle's High Moment 

22:50 Pet Peeves Part 3 

26:03 Caught Cheating On Air 

27:00 Pet Peeves Part 3 (Continued) 

28:28 Duke Nukem Impression 

30:09 Pet Peeves Part 4 

32:20 Recording Positions 101 

33:27 Pet Peeves Part 5 

36:40 Victoria Got Kicked Out....In Her Dream 

38:41 The Couple Fights 

39:20 She Lost The Cherry 

39:50 The Couple Fights Part 2 

54:00 Some Jokes 

55:08 Would You Do Couples Therapy? 

57:20 I'm Not Talking About You! 

59:36 DAAAAAAAAMN! 

1:00:05 The Face/ Body Language 

1:05:04 More Couples Therapy 

1:09:25 More Face 

1:11:30 Pet Peeves Part 6 

1:12:39 James Perez The Interruptor 

1:14:40 Marc Vs Victoria III  

1:15:55 Shots Fired! 

1:19:54 It's A Fucking Dream! 

1:30:15 Funny Couple Shit 

1:32:40 ASMR: M&M Mini Edition

Intro (00:05​) 

SHOTS! Happy Cinco De Mayo! (01:30​) 

Our Audience Is Reckless (02:00​) 

The Live Guests (03:05​) 

Who Is Mexican? (03:29​) 

Soju?!?!?! (04:08​) 

She Talks Way Too Much Shit. (05:29​) 

A "G-String" Is Underwear (06:55​) 

You Have A a FAT ass, not a PHAT ass. (08:12​) 

Traveling and Drugs......and Travel Drugs (10:25​) 

Lucy Is Back (14:04​) 

The Funky Blowjob (14:22​) 

This Cereal Tastes Like Ass (18:50​) 

Doggystyle...With A Mess (20:24​) 

The Other Porn Categories (26:20​) 

Would You Open A OnlyFans? (31:47​) 

Marc Fighting His Words (01:02:40​) 

Oh...Demon Time Was Analog? (01:04:39​) 

The Audience Leaving (01:08:45​) 

MORE SHOTS (01:19:15​) 

Marc & Michelle Vs Victoria (01:20:08​) 

Homeless People: The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly (01:21:15​) 

WASSUP U.S.A, POLAND, IRELAND, CANADA, NORWAY, FRANCE, AND TAIWAN! (01:38:50​) 

Homeless People (Continued): Discipline, Identity, and Influence (01:50:46​)

Every YouTube Couple Off Camera (00:10) 

WE ARE A FOURSOME AGAIN! (00:45) 

Cheers! (1:53) 

You Guy Were Missed (2:20) 

The First 48....Seconds (3:10) 

Have You Ever Snarted? (04:33) 

Who Smelt It, Dealt It. (05:46) 

Maybe You're Not Girthy (7:10) 

So Sexy When You Burp (08:15) 

THEY GOT THE WORM! (08:45) 

Ohh, The Diverse Categories Of Porn (12:15) 

Aged Flatulence (14:10) 

Warning! Your Ears May Bleed lol (16:35) 

High Thoughts (17:45) 

Shoutout To My Octo........Nah, Just More Porn Categories (19:14) 

Why Are You So Loud?!?! (20:21) 

Episode Ideas? (24:00) 

What's Up With The Names? (25:13) 

The Return Of Lucy The Cat (40:39) 

Marc Vs Victoria: Round 1 (44:40) 

To Be Ripped Or Not To Be Ripped (46:10) 

Bondage Talk (48:09) 

Drink Your Cold Coffee Michelle / Serge Impression (51:45) 

Know Your Weed Tolerance! (53:50) 

What Is Your Sleeping Style? (55:21) 

Bed Manners My Ass! (1:02:00) 

The Mic Stand Is Going To Kill Me (1:09:09) 

Marc Vs Victoria: Round 2 (01:10:00)

She Is So Negative (0:15) 

I Am Okay, Just Positive. (1:10) 

Her Caulking Beauty Regimen (1:55) 

Lucy The Stunt Woman (3:25) 

Paperball Depot (4:23) 

Love Aggression (5:01) 

I Make A Noise (6:10) 

She Makes A Noise (7:28) 

Yes, Lucy Plays Fetch (8:03) 

The Me Too Moment (8:21) 

I Can Talk To A Wall (10:50) 

Lucy Has No Chill (11:05) 

Dream Us Aint Shit! (11:40) 

My Violent Dreams (13:10) 

Love Aggression Example (14:40) 

COVID Insomnia?!?!?! (15:00) 

Who Cares About Diced? (17:50) 

What Is Your Taco Bell Order? (18:30) 

Our Weekday Menu (24:50) 

Her Fire Ass Sandwich (25:49) 

The Trifecta/ Four Corners (30:00) 

LET ME FUCKING TELL YOU SOMETHING (32:10) 

I'm Still Wearing My Mask (35:52) 

NOS: Lysol Edition/Tear Gas (37:18) 

COVID: What We Missed/ WTF (38:30) 

Don't Take Your Health For Granted (39:15) 

Wear Your Fucking Mask Or Pay The Fucking Fine! (41:32) 

$10,000 In Bottle Service?!?!?! (43:18) 

You Guys Are Nuts Out There/ Late To The COVID Train (47:15) 

COVID Gives No Fucks (48:30) 

Oh Now She's Hungry (50:49) 

Fucking Nonsense (51:15) 

You Have Me All To Yourselves (52:10) 

She Did Pipi (55:45) 

More Nonsense (56:38) 

Warning! Her Loud Ass (57:56)  

Sober Ass Content (58:35) 

COVID PSA (59:00) 

Cat Shenanigans (1:00:25) 

Even More Nonsense (1:02:18) 

NSFW...Or H...Or A (1:03:10) 

Lucy's Last Life (1:04:25) 

Thank You Guys (1:06:16) 

The Best Sound (1:07:33)

COVID Pt. 2 (00:30) 

She Still Can't Say Snickers (2:34)  

ASMR: Waterloo (3:29) 

Rest In Peace DMX (3:49) 

Favorite Chocolate Bars (9:58) 

Dark Chocolate & Red Wine (12:40) 

Lucy The Glutton (14:10) 

The Bloopers LMAO (16:45) 

Live Gaetanos Pizza Order (17:05) 

Businesses That Close Before Closing (21:45) 

I Am Handsome...Fuck You COVID. (24:00) 

Bryan's First Job (25:05) 

What Do You Order At The Publix Deli? (27:00) 

Publix Free Cookies (30:32) 

The Lovely Deli Lady (33:02) 

Public Ass Whooping (35:00) 

Shoutout to Mama Luz (36:00) 

Some Of Y'all Need An Ass Whooping (36:28) 

Thankful For The Ass Whoopings (37:26) 

Operation Report Card (38:00) 

Today's Kids Are Fucked. (40:10)

Shoutout To Rich!...Biiih Dawwww! (40:20) 

Bryan's Student Aid Hustle (41:28) 

I Was A Bully (45:15) 

Don't You Dare Say Anything About The Household (45:45) 

The Glorious Gaetanos Delivery (48:18) 

Mouth Watering White Pizza & Garlic Rolls (50:10) 

Yeah! I Said That Shit. (50:59) 

COVID Took My Nose & Tongue Hostage (51:20) 

What The Fuck Are You Saying (52:08) 

NEW! HAUS OF ZEROS PACKAGE! (52:37) 

COVID Free Thoughts (58:55) 

We Love & Miss You Marc & Michelle (1:01:19)

Lucy Close Up (00:50)  

WE HAVE COVID! (1:02)  

Lucy The Food Addict (1:56)  

OUR SPONSOR: Haus Of Zeros (2:56)  

Poop Stories Pt. 2 (5:03)  

Lucy Life Span (9:13)  

Covid Medicine (Miami Style Application) (10:27)  

1995 Chef Boyardee (12:08)  

She says Hamburger Heeeerper LMAO (12:25)  

Tilapia (13:44)  

Most Dog Breeds Are Manmade (14:50)  

SHOUTOUT TO VANELLY! (19:11)  

Bryan's Alcohol Poisoning (20:10)  

Grand Central Bouncing (32:25)  

Resse's Not Snickers ASMR (35:50)  

Favorite Fast Food (37:48)  

Target Breakup/ Syndrome (38:45)  

Wally World? (43:25)  

COVID Is Indeed A Germ. (44:44)  

Wanna Play Monopoly (47:25)  

Furniture, Decor, Future Furnishings (54:17)  

QUE WAFFLE NI WAFFLE NIÑA! (1:00:50)  

We Miss You Marc & Michelle (1:11:20)  

Who Cares About Production?!?! (1:12:32)  

Her Secret Life Policy (1:14:13)  

SING THAT SHIT! (1:15:10)  

Tongue Twisted (1:17:25)

Would you rather (1:00:00) 

The Best Relief (22:00) 

Marc's Rusty Pipe (18:40) 

Laws Of Motion (34:48) 

Poop/Pee Stories (16:45) 

Physical Features You Cant Look Past (6:05) 

The Ultimate Climax Or Your Last Favorite Meal (28:15) 

Ex's Shitting In Bed (43:00) 

Lucy Fucking Shit Up (47:35) 

CLEAN YOUR ASS! (57:00) 

Horror Movie Reality (1:04:00) 

Special Guest Caller James Perez Of Haus Of Zeros (1:18:40) 

Bryan Shitting His Pants (1:21:05) 

Speed Of Bodily Fluids (1:26:40)

Pizza, Marc fights his words, Lucy (the cat) having no regard for her life, cancel culture, stereotypes, covid masks, and reality tv.

Last meal, farts, Lucy the cat, sexual endurance, an incomplete card game, and general insanity.