This one starts slow and somehow ends with Mark admitting to organized retail crime.

John, Mark, and Tyler kick things off by absolutely torching Seattle, the Pacific Northwest attitude, and whether Pike Place has officially turned into The Walking Dead. From there we slide straight into Little League politics, volunteer dictators, and Tyler getting suspended from his own kid’s baseball game like a common hooligan.

Then the wheels fully come off:

- Mark explains his teenage professional shoplifting operation

- John threatens an entire youth sports league

- Tyler quits Carl’s Jr. after four hours

- Soda vs pop vs “Coke head” debates

- Hardware store legends vs Home Depot zombies

- Listener voicemail introduces a new all-time sound drop

It’s messy, unproductive, occasionally offensive, and exactly what happens when three dudes hit record with no plan.

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Midlife Crisis or Just Getting Old? | Beards, Ego & Existential Dread

This episode starts off unhinged and somehow turns into a full-blown group therapy session.

Mark, John, and Tyler dig into aging, ego, and that creeping realization that you’re officially the age you used to make fun of. From midlife panic and identity crises to whether anyone over 40 can still be considered “cool,” the guys spiral in the most Talk Hard way possible.

We get into:

    •    Aging, midlife crises, and existential dread

    •    Mark questioning his life choices at 45

    •    John admitting he’s mentally still a teenager

    •    Tyler trying to mediate… and failing

    •    Beards, beard lengths, and why no one can get it right

    •    Listener call-ins with hot takes and chaos

    •    Chicago vs New York energy and road-rage etiquette

    •    Mark’s Movie Minute (Superbad), one of the last real comedies ever made

It’s honest, funny, self-aware, and exactly what happens when three guys realize time is undefeated.

Instagram Burnout, Fake Influencers & Donnie Darko - Episode 16

In this episode of the Talk Hard Podcast, the boys are all over the place — in the best way possible.

We kick things off talking about creator burnout, Instagram pressure, fake influencer marketing, and why posting content just isn’t fun like it used to be. From brand deals and affiliate links to algorithms killing niche reach, we get real about the stuff nobody says out loud.

Then Tyler drops a Hot Take that turns into a whole debate, John gets deep into relatable content and authenticity, and Mark spirals (again) trying to defend the honor of cult classic movies.

Later, we hit:

– The realities of being a small creator in 2026

– Why brands exploit free content

– Pivoting away from niche content

– The “asshole tax” for jobs & content creation

– And whether Donnie Darko is actually a must-watch… or completely overrated

We wrap it all up with Love / Hate, where we air out what we’re loving and what we absolutely can’t stand this week.

If you’re a creator, entrepreneur, or just here for unhinged group chat energy, this one’s for you.

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In this episode of Talk Hard, the conversation jumps from CNC woodworking debates into a much bigger discussion about gatekeeping, learning in public, and why the internet is so hostile toward beginners.

Mark talks about coming up through the trades, what actually earns respect in blue-collar work, and why tools like CNC machines trigger so much outrage online. From there, things spiral into social media criticism, internet pile-ons, hobbyists versus professionals, and why everyone seems furious when someone is still figuring things out.

The episode also gets into pride, experience, identity, and how posting your learning process online has become an invitation for strangers to lecture you about how you’re doing it wrong.

Along the way, the guys cover:

    •    CNC machines vs traditional woodworking

    •    Gatekeeping trades and who gets to “count”

    •    Being a beginner in public

    •    Internet outrage and comment-section culture

    •    Hobbyists vs professionals

    •    Learning curves, ego, and respect

    •    Mark’s Movie Minute game returns

It’s honest, opinionated, and very online — exactly how Talk Hard works best.

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Youth Sports Are Broken, Chicago Has Beaches & Traveling Changes You | Episode 14

In this episode of Talk Hard, the conversation goes everywhere — and somehow all of it makes sense.

We get into how youth sports completely lost the plot, parents living through their kids, and why turning everything into a pay-to-play grind ruins the whole point. From there it spirals into travel, perspective, American fear culture, and an argument that should not be an argument at all: whether Chicago actually has beaches.

It’s opinionated, unfiltered, and full of the kind of conversations you only have when no one’s trying to sound smart for the internet.

 Topics include:

    •     Why youth sports are broken (and who ruined them)

    •     Parents turning kids into projects

    •     Money, pressure & fake competition

    •     How traveling messes with your worldview (in a good way)

    •     The Chicago beach debate (yes, we’re serious)

    •     Mark’s Movie Minute

    •     Side tangents, hot takes & zero filter

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In this episode of Talk Hard, we spiral into internet trolls, soft parenting, fake patriotism, fear-based thinking, and why everyone online seems way tougher than they are in real life.

We talk about Christian nationalism, comment-section courage, parenting at the zoo, kids crawling on bathroom floors, AI as therapy, and how fear disguises itself as “concern,” “values,” and “just asking questions.” As always, things get uncomfortable… and honest.

In this episode, we get into:

- Internet trolls & comment-section bravery

- God, country, and online hypocrisy

- Soft parenting vs real-world consequences

- Fear disguised as patriotism

- Why Americans seem scary to everyone else

- Using AI as a sounding board (and why it works)

- Kids, zoos, bathrooms, and losing your mind

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In this episode of Talk Hard, things take an unexpected turn when Mark gets fired… by his own girlfriend. Yes, really.We get into layoffs, corporate culture, why work-from-home is winning, and how commuting is one of life’s biggest scams. We also talk AI not being ready to take jobs, prank calls back in the day, nostalgia, Home Alone logic, and why “synergy” and pizza parties don’t mean shit anymore.Topics include:

• Getting fired (for real)
• Work from home vs commuting
• AI, jobs & billionaire nonsense
• Old-school prank calls
• Home Alone, nostalgia & aging
• Corporate culture hot takes
• Blue collar vs white collar work

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In this episode of Talk Hard, we get into the everyday stuff that somehow manages to be way more annoying than it should be.

We talk airport parking rage, backing in vs pulling in (again), why self-checkout actually makes life worse, awkward small talk, and how automation feels like it’s killing common sense. We also hit sports hot takes, modern convenience culture, and why getting older makes all of this hit a little harder than it used to.

 Topics include:

•  Parking lot rage & passive-aggressive behavior
• Merry Motha-F'n Christmas
•  Backing in vs pulling in
•  Why self-checkout sucks
•  Automation ruining basic skills
•  WNBA vs NBA hot takes
•  Why small talk is unbearable
•  Travel, aging & modern inconvenience

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Episode 10 of Talk Hard is a real-time check-in that starts casually and slowly turns into one of those conversations that hits closer than expected. The guys catch up on what life looks like right now — routines that aren’t sticking, motivation that comes and goes, and the mental gymnastics required just to do things you know are good for you.

A big part of the episode centers around the gym — not from a fitness-influencer angle, but from the very real place of inconsistency, self-consciousness, and the frustration of trying to get back into a rhythm. That conversation opens the door to broader topics about discipline, accountability, and how easy it is to overthink simple decisions until they feel overwhelming.

From there, the episode moves through awkward social situations, uncomfortable public interactions, and the internal spirals that follow them. The guys break down why certain moments stick with you longer than they should, how your head can turn nothing into something, and why humor is sometimes the only way through it.

As always, there are bad takes, call-outs, and plenty of laughter — but underneath the jokes is a genuine conversation about navigating life without pretending to have it all figured out. It’s honest, self-aware, and very on-brand for Talk Hard: serious when it needs to be, ridiculous when it doesn’t.

In this episode, the guys get into:

• Life updates and where everyone’s head is at right now

• The mental battle of getting back into the gym and staying consistent

• Motivation vs. discipline and why routines fall apart

• Feeling awkward or uncomfortable in public situations

• Overthinking small moments and letting them spiral

• Calling each other out on bad logic and contradictory takes

• Using humor to deal with stress, frustration, and uncertainty

• Real talk about growth, effort, and doing what you can with where you’re at

This episode feels like a long conversation after a tough week — equal parts funny, honest, and slightly unhinged. If you’ve ever struggled with motivation, felt stuck in your own head, or needed to laugh at the chaos of everyday life, this one will hit.

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Episode 9 - We’re Officially Too Old for Bars: Early Mornings, Grocery Store Rage & Raccoon Hands

This week on Talk Hard, the guys unravel from innocent small talk into a full existential crisis about aging, grocery stores, raccoons with human hands, and why waking up at 4AM suddenly feels… correct?

We kick things off with Mark admitting he’s officially past his “bar era” and deep into his “go to bed early and think about flooring options” phase. Tyler tries to convince everyone that Costco is a competitive sport. John refuses to choose between carts, baskets, and whatever the hell a “carry-all” is.

From there we slide straight into Love/Hate, where Mark confesses he’s been raw-dogging his iPhone with no case like a middle-aged adrenaline junkie, and Tyler mounts a passionate defense of crowded warehouse shopping. It’s unhinged.

Then Mark drops a Movie Minute recommendation for a Coen Brothers–meets–Tarantino indie film financed by a dude who also makes vintage horror tees. Naturally, everyone pretends to understand what that means.

Somehow the episode also includes:
• Why raccoons have terrifying little burglar hands
• Becoming a morning person against your will
• Moving, starting over, and reinventing your life at 40+
• Dogs with the wrong-sized bodies
• And the ongoing war against recipe bloggers who write 9,000-word essays before telling you how to make tacos

It’s chaotic, weirdly heartfelt, deeply stupid, and absolutely Talk Hard from start to finish.