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"Having fun speaking and acting like pirates. Let's plunder some laughs! After each joke, you’ve got five seconds to swab the right answer. Keep listening until the end for today's treasure-filled riddle.

1st Joke: Why did the pirate refuse to play cards?

2nd Joke: What's a pirate's favorite subject?

3rd Joke: Why do pirates make terrible singers?

4th Joke: How do pirates prefer to communicate?

5th Joke: What’s a pirate’s favorite exercise?

Today's Riddle: I help pirates find their way but I’m not a map. What am I?

That’s all for our seafaring fun. Join us tomorrow for some savory jokes on Pepperoni Pizza Day!

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