This week on Talk of Shame, Addie, Mackenzie & Andrea talk about Addie's recent decision to forego her voluntary celibacy, why we want to scratch our vaginas in public the same way dudes scratch their balls, and when it is and isn't okay to cheat on your significant other. Apparently we all have some experience with this (kinda). Plus, it seems like Paris Hilton is trying to be relevant again, so of course, this needed some discussion.

Mackenzie & Addie met Chicago comedian Merrit Landsteiner (@merritlandsteiner) at a Halloween party a couple of weeks ago, and invited her to be on this week's episode of Talk of Shame. She joins us to debate what you would do if you had a dick for a day, explains why disposable cameras are so funny, and we reopen the discussion on how guys literally have no idea what they're doing when they go down on you.

On this week's episode of Talk of Shame, Addie is out of town so Mike Mancini (@mikemancini) from Booze Before Noon (@BoozeBeforeNoon) helps Mackenzie and Andrea host. Mike learns what Kegel exercises are and all three of them realize they've definitely watched porn at work. Also, if you didn't know, Michael Bay directed a live action Dora the Explorer movie that should be out in the next couple of years. And oh, Andrea's attracted to old men? Huh.

What's scarier, Halloween or an awful date? This week's episode of #TalkOfShame is spooky just in time for Halloween. Mackenzie and Andrea talk about the dumb tattoos they got on Friday the 13th, the girls debate what kinds of costumes to wear this year, and we find out which horror movie characters we'd like to fuck. Turns out it's more than you would think. PLUS we read your dating horror stories, and wow they're good.

Did you guys hear there's a design for a new speculum? It's only been like 150 years, so it's about fuckin' time. On this week's episode of #TalkOfShame we have special guest Michelle Spies (spies_please), contributor at The Onion, who visits to talk about cute, fun, alternative names for birth control and the struggle of never being able to live up to the successes of someone with the very same name as you. Plus, Addie reveals she's probably had a belly button full of jizz on more than one occasion.

Mackenzie innocently got on her elevator and her old lady neighbor touched her butt, and Addie tells the story of the time she learned what a circumcised penis looks like. On this week's episode of #TalkOfShame, the girls sit down with Chicago comedian, actor, and funny guy on Twitter Connor C. Golden (@connorcgolden) to talk about what it's like on the other side of Bumble a.k.a. swiping as a dude. He asks what cum tastes like, and tells an excellent story about how he "accidentally" came in his own eye.

In this week's episode Addie, Andrea, and Mackenzie learn they can make money giving a quick three paragraph review of a guy's dick, Addie thinks she's psychic just in time for spooky season, Andrea tries filling a birth control prescription using an app called Nurx (we are not sponsored by Nurx...yet), they discuss birth control habits, and Addie tells a story about someone cumming on her face.

OH and we read more of your disgusting Sarahah messages...please stop sending those.

In this week's episode Addie is MIA, so Mackenzie and Andrea have a go at hosting their first episode alone with the help of special guest Mike Mancini from Booze Before Noon. The episode divulges into a debate over Mike's inaccurate knowledge of the female anatomy, we learn that Andrea has a creepy dentist, they really meditate on the idea of pivoting to Christmas porn, and Mackenzie tells a story about some very dead chickens. Anyone else think Mackenzie's a serial killer yet?

In a continuation of last week's conversation about having sex with strangers, Mackenzie, Addie & Andrea discuss the merit of solely giving blow jobs to strangers, which somehow divulges into talk of scary movies. They also discover that all three of them once had phone jobs, but it's up to you to figure out which one of them was actually just working for a phone sex line the whole time.

Do you guys remember being really good at coding just so your Myspace would look cool, and now all you can do is ? We all could have been rich, but now nothing. In this week's episode, Mackenzie and Andrea are dramatically hungover (and maybe still a little bit drunk). Addie helps them discuss why one night stands aren't always worth it, they debate who would be the most likely to operate a glory hole, and Mackenzie talks about having to explain all things American to a friend visiting from Brazil.