Talk of the Haunted House: A Scary Movie Podcast

Beware of your privilege in life or your doppelgänger clone might show up to make you one of... Us (2019)!

Join the guys as they dive into Jordan Peele's second classic film! The guys discuss if Us is a better scary movie than Get Out, dissect the impressive mixture of humor and horror & dive deep into the fan theory that Jason was also replaced by his "tethered" self!

In addition, what are the scariest & funniest moments in the movie? Who do they think won (Original Thinkers vs. Dad Jokes) and lost (Twins vs. Doomsday Preppers) the flick? What spot does Us usurp on the All-Time Scary Movie List? Finally, is Peele's thriller horror realistic and just how much would both of the guys recommend you watch it?

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There's no Ash, but we still get a cabin in the woods, brutal kills, parasitic demons & absolute chaos! Let's watch the... Evil Dead Rise (2023)!

Join the guys as they dive back into one of the most iconic horror franchises of all time! How much does feminism play into the newest brutal flick, can anything actually kill the Deadites & is this the first movie to have two to three times more deaths than cast members?

In addition, what are the scariest & funniest moments in the movie? Who do they think won (Motherly Instinct vs. Deadites) and lost (Los Angeles vs. Beth) the flick? What spot does Evil Dead Rise arise to on the All-Time Scary Movie List? Finally, is the newest sequel even a tiny bit realistic and would both of the guys recommend you watch it now?

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Ash returned to an abandoned cabin with a girl, you know what that means! The parasitic demons are also back with a vengeance in... Evil Dead 2 (1987)!

Join the guys as they dive deep into one of the best horror sequels of all time! The co-hosts compare the appearance and creepiness of the evil creatures from each film, the eclectic plot & what was better, the acting or the production?

In addition, what are the scariest & funniest moments in the movie? Who do they think won (Sunshine vs. Chaos) and lost (Ash's Love Life vs. Scary Trees) the flick? What spot does Evil Dead 2 rip into on the All-Time Scary Movie List? Finally, is the iconic sequel even a tiny bit realistic and would both of the guys recommend you watch it?

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It's raining, you're fleeing, & you have to get to your lover! But don't you dare stop at the motel off the highway or you might just encounter a... Psycho (1960)!

Join the guys as they dive deep into another classic twisty slasher & the importance of a healthy mother-son relationship! The co-hosts also give a 1960's psychiatrist props, discuss some impressive acting form 60+ years ago & dissect a great kill with comical results!

In addition, what are the scariest & funniest moments in the movie? Who do they think won (The Psychiatrist vs. Mommy Issues) and lost (Motel Owners vs. Drivers in the 1960's) the film? What spot does Psycho impersonate on the All-Time Scary Movie List? Finally, is the classic slasher realistic and would both of the guys recommend you watch it?

Psycho history: 2:45

Plot breakdown: 13:00

Winners & losers, scariest and funniest moment, best kill and all-time movie rankings: 21:00

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Crop circles.... clicking noises... dark figures in the night... these must be... Signs (2002)!

Join the guys as they dive deep into an early 2000's paranormal classic and discuss the aliens' bodies, brains and over decision making? The co-hosts also debate Signs as a scary movie, appreciate the symbolism all throughout & discover a deeper, much more subtle, twist!

In addition, what are the scariest & funniest moments in the movie? Who do they think won (Big Water vs. Big Corn) and lost (The Family Dogs vs. The Aliens' Body Integrity) the film? What spot does Signs probe it's way onto the All-Time Scary Movie List? Finally, is the classic supernatural flick realistic and would both of the guys recommend you watch it?

Signs history: 3:00

Plot breakdown: 12:45

Winners & losers, scariest and funniest moment, best kill and all-time movie rankings: 17:30

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Don't drink, and if you do, go ahead and drive, don't wait it out in your car or a supernatural clown might brutally slaughter you, just like in... Terrifier (2016)!

Join the guys as they chop up the indie horror flick's unapologetic sick and twisted kills, compare Art the Clown to Pennywise & discuss Terrifier's choice to subvert scary movie tropes!

In addition, what are the scariest & funniest moments in the movie? Who do they think won (Drunk Driving vs. Art's Trashbag) and lost (The Female Body vs. Art's Evil Consistency) the film? What spot does Terrifier brutalize it's way onto the All-Time Scary Movie List? In addition, is the indie slasher realistic and would both of the guys recommend you watch it?

Terrifier history: 3:00

Plot breakdown: 10:30

Winners & losers, scariest and funniest moment, best kill and all-time movie rankings: 21:30

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You should always love your family, but if an evil spirit starts stalking you, just transfer it to a sibling so you are home free, like they did in... Paranormal Activity 2 (2010)!

Join the guys as they dive into the unique prequel/sequel dynamic of Paranormal Activity 2, compare the storylines and scares to the original, discuss Hunter's acting ability & discover if the same analysis across the board can yield different ratings from our co-hosts?

In addition, what are the scariest & funniest moments in the movie? Who do they think won (Girl Dads vs. Soul Snatching Efficiency) and lost (Daniel vs. Basement Organization) the film? What spot does Paranormal Activity transfer to on the All-Time Scary Movie List? In addition, is the uber popular prequel/sequel realistic and would both of the guys recommend you watch it?

Paranormal Activity 2 history: 4:00

Plot breakdown: 9:00

Winners & losers, scariest and funniest moment, best kill and all-time movie rankings: 16:00

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What is that sound that goes bump in the night? Whatever it is, don't ignore it, because it could grow stronger if it's... The Babadook (2014)!

Join the guys as they discuss unresolved trauma, the nightmares of being a parent, The Babadook's very little screen time & debate if the Babadook is an alright movie, or a great movie?

In addition, what are the scariest & funniest moments in the movie? Who do they think won (Family Love vs. Samuel) and lost (Being a parent vs. The Babadook's screen time) the film? What spot does The Babadook possess on the All-Time Scary Movie List? In addition, is the indie, crowd-funded horror film realistic and would both of the guys recommend you watch it, or does one of the hosts finally say no?

The Babadook history: 3:30

Plot breakdown: 9:00

Winners & losers, scariest and funniest moment, best kill and all-time movie rankings: 21:00

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If you're trying to have a baby, make sure you don't tell the neighbors or you might end up with a situation like... Rosemary's Baby (1968)!

Join the guys as they discuss extremely uncomfortable horror scenes, old-school gaslighting/misogyny & horrible 1960's doctors!

In addition, what are the scariest & funniest moments in the movie? Who do they think won (Roman vs. The Movie) and lost (People named Adrian vs. Rosemary’s maternal instincts) the film? Where does Rosemary's Baby birth it's way onto the All-Time Scary Movie List? Is the satanic classic realistic and would both of the guys recommend others watch it?

Rosemary's Baby history: 2:45

Plot breakdown: 13:30

Winners & losers, scariest and funniest moment, best kill and all-time movie rankings: 24:00

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Make sure you lock your doors and windows or you never know who might get into your house... you always have to be on the lookout for... The Strangers (2008)!

Join the guys as they discuss the realistic implications of The Strangers, why this is one of the darkest and most uncomfortable scary moves they have broken down and Blue Bell ice cream?

In addition, what are the scariest & funniest moments in the movie? Who do they think won (Home Security Companies vs. James) and lost (Mike vs. The Mormon boys) the film? Where does The Strangers break into the All-Time Scary Movie List? Is this home invasion film too realistic and would both of the guys recommend anyone watch it?

The Strangers history: 3:00

Plot breakdown: 8:00

Winners & losers, scariest and funniest moment, best kill and all-time movie rankings: 21:00

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