Talk of the Haunted House: A Scary Movie Podcast

You won't have to choose between saving humanity or saving your family if you don't answer the... Knock at the Cabin (2023)!

Join the guys as they discuss the strangers' faith & farm tools, how the ending could have been more unpredictable, Sabrina making no money as a nurse & Batista fitting through a tiny window?

In addition, what are the scariest & funniest moments in the movie? Who do they think won (Conspiracy Theorists vs. Redmond) and lost (Leonard vs. M. Night Shyamalan) the film? Where does Knock at the Cabin choose to be on the All-Time Scary Movie List? Is the physiological thriller ever possibly going to happen in real life and would both of the guys recommend you watch it?

Knock at the Cabin history: 4:00

Plot breakdown: 9:30

Winners & losers, scariest and funniest moment, best kill and all-time movie rankings: 24:00

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Appreciate your life, or you might have to fight to save it by potentially cutting off your foot with a... Saw (2004)!

Join the guys as they discuss the iconic horror torture franchise starter's creative yet disturbing plot & traps, how original the entire film is & the captives' horrendous throwing accuracy!

In addition, what are the scariest & funniest moments in the movie? Who do they think won (Jigsaw's Endurance vs. Jigsaw's breath control) and lost (Adam vs. Lawrence) the film? Where does Saw cut it's niche onto our All-Time Scary Movie List? Is this torture horror flick likely to happen in real life and would both of the guys recommend everyone watch it?

Saw history: 3:00

Plot breakdown: 11:30

Winners & losers, scariest and funniest moment, best kill and all-time movie rankings: 23:30

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Make wise decisions or you might be sacrificed to a group of cruel subterranean gods when you visit... The Cabin in the Woods (2012)! This is our 2nd venture into a meta-slasher horror film!

Join the guys as they discuss the film's subversiveness of horror tropes, the mix of true horror scares & hilarious comedy & if this movie is better the first or second time you watch it?

In addition, what are the scariest & funniest moments in the movie? Who do you think won (Dana vs. The Devil's Lettuce) and why is Hadley the clear loser of the flick? Where does The Cabin in the Woods coerce it's way on our All-Time Scary Movie List? Is this horror slasher more or less realistic than classic scary movies and would both of the guys recommend it?

The Cabin in the Woods history: 3:30

Plot breakdown: 8:30

Winners & losers, scariest and funniest moment, best kill and all-time movie rankings: 19:15

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You can love your kid, but no one is going to protect them quite like... M3gan (2023)! We are back in the theaters, breaking down another haunted/evil/malfunctioning doll!

Join the guys as they discuss the liberal use of black comedy, M3gan's singing ability & the justification of killing kids?

In addition, what are the scariest & funniest moments in the movie? Who do you think won (Gemma vs. Artificial Intelligence) and lost (Kurt vs. Celia) the movie? Where does M3gan choose to rank on our All-Time Scary Movie List? Is this scary doll genre film realistic and would both of the guys recommend the movie?

M3gan history: 4:30

Plot breakdown: 11:00

Winners & losers, scariest and funniest moment, best kill and all-time movie rankings: 21:00

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It doesn't matter if you think a killer is a legend or not, never, under any circumstances go back to the scene of absolutely brutal murders, especially on... Friday the 13th Part 2 (1981)! We are back from our Christmas break diving back into an all-time franchise, but the first in which the legendary slasher Jason Voorhees bursts onto the scene!

Join the guys as they breakdown the frenetic killing pace, mourn the loss of a horror movie icon & discuss... is the sequel better than the original for once?

In addition, what are the scariest & funniest moments in the movie? Who do you think won (Able Bodied People vs. Ginny) and lost (Vickie vs. Jason's Optometrist) the movie? Where does the 2nd Friday the 13th installment & the world's biggest momma's boy rank on our All-Time Scary Movie List? Is this slasher realistic and would both of the guys recommend this movie?

Friday the 13th Part 2 history: 4:30

Plot breakdown: 11:30

Winners & losers, scariest and funniest moment, best kill and all-time movie rankings: 21:00

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You don't have to get the perfect gift this Christmas season, just make sure you know exactly what you are buying or you might end up with... Gremlins (1984)!

Join us as the guys discuss non-scary horror movies, the mix of true comedy in a scary film & why widows can be so mean!

Ryan & Davis breakdown the History of Gremlins, discover if there is any part of the movie that is meant to be scary & discuss why the mogwai have such specific rules?

In addition, what are the scariest & funniest moments in the film? Who do the guys think won (Randall vs. Patriotism) and lost (Mrs. Deagle vs. Mogwai rules) the movie? What spot does Gremlins spawn on the All-Time Scary Movie List? Could this situation happen in real life and would both of the guys recommend you see the Christmas gift catastrophe?

Gremlins history: 4:30

Plot breakdown: 12:30

Winners & losers, scariest and funniest moments, best kill and all-time scary movie rankings: 20:45

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Make sure you lock your doors and windows this holiday season or you might just end up with a... Black Christmas (1974)!

Join us as the guys discuss creative kills, loud vulgar moaning & totally common attic crain hooks!

Ryan & Davis breakdown the History of Black Christmas, dive into how scary it is after 48 years & reveal if Ted Bundy impacted the debut?

In addition, what are the scariest & funniest moments in the film? Who do the guys think won (mainly just the killer) and lost (Peter vs. Jess) the movie? What spot does Black Christmas smother on the All-Time Scary Movie List? Could this plot happen in real life and would both of the guys recommend you see the Christmas time slasher?

Black Christmas history: 3:00

Plot breakdown: 14:30

Winners & losers, scariest and funniest moments, best kill and all-time scary movie rankings: 30:00

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Ignore those voices in the TV or you might get sucked into a portal by a... Poltergeist (1982)!

Join us as the guys discuss the potentially cursed film, the impressive 40-year-old special effects and... Tangina?

Ryan & Davis breakdown the History of Poltergeist, how scary it is (or isn't) & discuss, is Poltergeist a social commentary movie?

In addition, what are the scariest & funniest moments in the film? Who do the guys think won (Special Effects vs. The Transfer Portal) and lost (Gentrification vs. Steven) the movie? What spot does Poltergeist take possession of on the All-Time Scary Movie List? Could Poltergeist happen in real life and would both of the guys recommend you see the classic?

Poltergeist history: 4:00

Plot breakdown: 14:00

Winners & losers, scariest and funniest moments, best kill and all-time movie rankings: 26:30

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You might need the money, but don't work for that guy if he's hiding from you, getting naked in a tub and overall just being a... Creep (2014)!

Join us as the guys discuss Tubby Time, the ineffectiveness of local authorities & the lack of scary moment payoff throughout the movie!

Ryan & Davis breakdown the History of Creep, how effective a bunch of jump scares actually are & why can't Aaron hear or feel any danger around him?

In addition, what are the scariest & funniest moments in the movie? Who do the guys think won (Josef vs. Criminals living in the Mountains) and lost (Josef's sister vs. The Authorities) the movie? What spot does Creep stalk it's way onto the All-Time Scary Movie List? Could Creep happen in real life and would both of the guys recommend you see the movie?

Creep history: 2:45

Plot breakdown: 9:30

Winners & losers, scariest and funniest moments, best kill and all-time movie rankings: 23:00

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You better check your kids' hair because there might be a birthmark confirming they are the Anti-Christ! So always look for... The Omen (1976)!

Join us as the guys discuss Damien's annoying nature, helpless parents & WILD deaths!

Ryan & Davis breakdown the History of The Omen, along with the long but slow plot and the ineffectiveness of anyone trying to stop the Devil?

In addition, what are the scariest & funniest moments in the movie? Who do the guys think won (Mrs. Baylock vs. The Devil) and lost (Rotweilers vs. Kathy) the movie? What spot does The Omen scream it's way onto the All-Time Scary Movie List? Could The Omen happen in real life and would both of the guys recommend you see the movie?

The Omen history: 3:15

Plot breakdown: 13:05

Winners & losers, scariest and funniest moments, best kill and all-time movie rankings: 29:30

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