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Preacher wants a new watch

Dog ate lottery ticket

Man wins 22 year court case over a quarter

Naked man with machete demands clothes

Skunk sprays man trying to steal from church

Miller High Life dive bar ice cream

Man who drinks his own urine is kicked out by flat mate

Bear hallucinates from honey

Bear breaks into air force base

Man found hiding inside giant stuffed teddy bear

Man leads deputies on slowest police chase in excavator

Brawl at funeral knocks casket over

Police stop car with 6 full sized speakers on the roof

Couple buys used luggage with human bodies inside

Meta chat bot doesn’t like Mark Zuckerberg

Man defecates on neighbors lawn

Thief leaves flyers asking for donations so they don’t have to steal

Snake legs

Snoop Loopz

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Last week's episode was all about giant monsters, we figured this week's episode could be about small things.  

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Chile sinkhole 

New “Loch Ness Monster” sighting

World's fastest Monster Truck

Man loses race because his penis keeps falling out of his shorts

Baseball player loses phone sliding to a base

Weather man realizes his display is a touchscreen

Amazon using palm scanning for payment

Grocery stores using robots to stock shelves

New ice cream flavors

Cracker Barrel introduces Impossible Meat

Burger King sends out blank receipts emails

Papa John’s pizza bowls

Man points gun at pizza guy over pizza he didn’t order

Bar looking for servers with DD breasts

Man catches wife trying to poison him

Little leaguer hugs pitcher that hit him in the head

Toys R Us opens in 9 states

Man tells police “Meth is legal now”

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In this episode of TS2M, the guys talk about Kaiju (mostly Toho) and other giant monsters.  Justin made his own Kaiju art using this AI art program, and we encourage you to check it out and have some fun with it. 

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News links 8-5-22

Choco taco coming back

Candy tasting job

Subway tattoos

Applebee’s lip gloss

Misspelled road sign

Scientists say Loch Ness monster is plausible 

Man wants to search dump for lost Bitcoin

Skating under cars world record

Most food products used to spell out a word

3 Sherpa sisters

Screen falls on backup dancers

Giant mirror city

Zuckercard

Dog fans

Man shoots woman in neck, bullet ricochets killing him

Naked man smashes urn in lady’s face

Man misspells his own name his whole life

Puma slide save woman’s life

Grandma gets giant dick on her grave

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Haircut on a bridge

Road lines painted horribly

Chess robot breaks kids finger

7 eleven employee loses hand to sword

Cats are alien invasive species

Dog found after plane crash

Choco taco gets discontinued

Velveeta martini

When monkey’s attack

Cat gets stuck in vending machine

BMW heated seat subscription

The Fonz snubbed by Jagger 

McDonalds evacuated after ammo is put on grill

Woman sets wrong house on fire

Woman hits another in the face with toilet seat

Family finds wrong person in fathers grave

Man goes to Space Force base to report aliens fighting dragons

Plane crashes at lifeguard competition

Teen suspect jumps 6 stories to try to avoid arrest

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Zombie flies

Peanut pusher

Bronx sinkhole

Cows evacuated from burning truck

New bridge has to be closed

Eat the rich ice cream 

Man wants to build a boat to visit Elon Musk

Fast food sign war

Man asks 911 to bring sour patch kids

Man sues over lifetime guarantee on socks

Woman sues man for $10,000 over bad date

Family robs waffle house

International wine thieves

Man steals $22,000 in singles from strip club

Arnold Schwarzenegger farts in Miriam Margoyles’s face

Theater offers gingers free movies

Plane engine dies, lands on freeway

Intoxicated pilot lands on I-70

Texas University offering Harry Styles course

Dog runs away and wins competition

Chicken hitchhiker

Hasbro selfie series

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This is our NEWSa. There are many others like it, but this one is ours.  Expect some pretty unwholesome stories this week... enjoy!

Woman lies about cancer to avoid jail gets triple amount of time

AI writes a paper about itself

Minority Report in real life

Penguins wont eat cheap fish

Cat loose in airport for 3 weeks

Squirrel contraceptives

Dog fight at home depot

Clooney Batman costume up for auction

Man claims bigfoot made him kill friend

Man lights firework on head, shoots skull

Man speeds away from landslide

Woman poops herself during fight

Man wipes butt with toilet cleaner

Woman get arrow through eyelid 

Woman gets eyes tattooed, temporarily goes blind

New Van Gogh painting found

Woman climbs in drive thru to make her own food

Man gets stuck in pizza oven exhaust

Boat thief caught on stolen lawnmower

Man falls in volcano 

Vabbing

Chaos erupts when over 100 people win bingo

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This episode is all about the amazing experiences Walt Disney fostered with the creation of Disneyland.  From the start (almost) - and to this day- this park, and those created in its image, continue to be a place for all to have a "magical Disney day"!

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News links 7-8-22

Bezos’ yacht stuck

CERN activated

Flying Hotel

Glass hotel room in the lobby

$5,000 star wars drink

Man tries to steal R2D2 to get a job

Labyrinth VR golf course

PBR 1844 pack

Burger king found behind wall at mall

Coke Marshmello

Hotdog vendor assaults police with hotdog

ChinaDan steals 1 billion identities

Sierra Leone investigated after 2 soccer games with over 90 goals

Vampire hunting kit auction

Dinosaur skeleton up for auction

Man gets over 300 times his pay and disappears

Man with whistling scrotum 

Denver airport puts windows in bathrooms

Couple fined $1,500 for parking in own driveway  

Gentleminions invade theaters

Man goes viral running on all fours

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