This week, Jesse and Maddy talk about their recent trip to Cancun for their Honeymoon which was 4 years late. Jump in on this episode and put yourself in the seat with em. 

After a month long hiatus, we decide to ride the vibe. 

This week, after a week off, we tell y'all about the alleged illegal activities we've done. Don't do the shit we did, it was dumb. Hope everyone enjoys the episode and all of the things we've "allegedly" done. 

ROADTRIPS! Fuckin roadtrips, amirite? We get into some wild road trip fun, we talk about ideal snacks, best and worst experiences, and illegal activity. So load up the car, pack in the snacks, and hit the road. 

This week, we get into April Fools, pranks, times Jesse got bullied as a kid, times Logan go tricked into thinking he slept for a year, and times Sue drank mustard. We jam pack tons of fun and fuckery into this special April Fools and prankster episode.

On this episode, we decide to talk about food. Jason Quintuplets eats some food. Logan gives out a half-assed chili recipe. We talk about best and worst food experiences. So whip out some snacks, crank up the heat, and fill your bellies! Shout out to Tacos Tijuana and Kenji's Food Truck for this episode.

On this episode, we get into common conspiracy theories, cryptids, local legends and general nonsensical speak. So strap your ass in, and throw on your tin foil hat for some conspiracles.

This episode is the belated birthday celebration of everyone's favorite host, Jason Quintuplets. We missed his birthday extravaganza due to the RONA, so this episode is a make up for the miss out. We get into silly fuckery, how much he loves his wife and family, and even foreshadow future episode topics. So strap in, and join the Talk That Mess Express drinking game this episode. Take a shot every time we say "straight up" or "shout out" As always, share us with friends, give us feedback, and leave us messages on our hotline. 

This extra special quarantine edition of TTME, Jesse calls in to the studio. We talk some mess about Logan and Surae's struggle with acceptance of catching The CORNAVIRUS (shit is real). We get into a whole lot of nothing on this episode, talk about dick nosing, hand sanitizing, and what our experiences with the ol RONA bug. If you enjoy the rona special, share us with your friends. SuperSpread the podcast, not Covid-19.

Next stop: Mental Health Talk. This week, we get into the importance of mental health, men crying, thoughts of suicide and the call of the void. This episode is heavy, and if you're sensitive to the subject of suicide, this is the TRIGGER WARNING. If you or anyone you know is suffering from depression of thoughts of suicide, please reach out to the Crisis Call Center Suicide Hotline at 1-800-273-8255(TALK) or TEXT the Crisis TEXT line with HOME to 741741.