We conclude our own mini-arc this week with our review of Batman: The Dark Knight Returns Pt.2 (we watched the first part way back in November 2020 on Episode 28), and are reminded yet again that Reggie is a Batman fan. 

Aside from all this violent vigilantism, we also moan about takeaways, moan about Work, discuss the humble Slut Drop, dive beak-first into the "Birds aren't real" consipracy, laugh at Space Nazis, and join the #HardNippleAmbassador for yet more talk of sex robots.

It's a weird episode..

Another 3-hour recording this week, as Reggie got a little carried-away with his topics for the intro!

We watched Jack Black's hilarious School of Rock, and prefaced a discussion abou the the film and music in general with some chit-chat including:

• Sex tips from Reggie

Not really surprising we managed to fill 3 bloody hours, is it?

Having learned nothing from last year's January episodes, the boys once again decided to cover an entire Star Wars series in a single episode, this time the Clone Wars spin-off, The Bad Batch.

But before they can get very earnest about another Star Wars property, they have to start the year off in the only way they know how; nonsense, moaning, and smut!!

So there's talk of the Christmas special, sleep schedules, alien abductions (featuring Robbie Williams?!?), bad Australian accents, the TUTJIG Sexual Alphabet, and yet more sex robots (a solution to the Incel problem?) - and they even come up with a proposal for Earth's First Contact team.

So yeah, plenty of stuff to fill the three hours this week! 

The final episode of 2021, and the Christmas special!

Space Monkeys, friends, and family gathered 'round, and subjected themselves to a (mostly) family friendly quiz, overseen by Reggie!

Along the way, they covered Robot Jox, Chuck Bass, a found a buzzer, dealt with an anxious Reggie, and ate a lot of pigs in blankets.

This was also (apparently) the first non-rigged quiz in TUTJIG history!

So from TUTJIG to you, merry christmas, a happy new year, and we'll see you in 2022!

The festive season is in full swing, with the boys tucking into the veritable feast of festive shenanigans that is the Christmas classic: The Muppet Christmas Carol!

But because that is way too wholesome and family friendly, they delved deep into the storehouse of smut, and produced what is - somehow - possibly the most offensive TUTJIG episode ever.

There's talk of knackered shoulders, how peas don't count as vegetables, pestle and mortars (and the fact that normal people don't own them), Rooney being a #Hater, phallic Russian Christmas trees, and sentient vegetables!

They propose a new TUTJIG branded model of RealDoll, and then Reggie plumbs new depths...

In case anyone was unsure, this episode is very, very NSFW.

Seriously.Links to the News storie for the pictures: Phallic trees: https://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/weird-news/residents-quaint-village-fuming-over-25658030

The festive season starts here for TUTJIG, as the boys get stuck into the festive sequel Die Hard 2! 

But before they get on to John McClane's unique brand of holiday cheer, they obviously have to chat some unrelated nonsense for a while, and this week that includes Rooney being grumpy, Unicorns, festive facts, chemtrails in your turkey, some Tory bashing, and Reggie seemingly not getting any of Rooney's references.

And they managed it all before Reggie fell asleep after being hugged!

For the start of December, the boys revisited that festive favourite... um... Predator 2.OK, so maybe they didn't realise that this week's episode would be dropping on the 1st of December when they chose the topic, but we'll just ignore that for now!

So, aside from complimenting Danny Glover on his ability to mutter angrily, we're treated to another episode featuring Ill Reggie (this time he doesn't get noticeably worse as the episode goes on), Rooney talks about his 24 hour charity stream, the boys ponder the Southend Ratman, and they out in place some rather cut-throat Space Monkey promotions...

This week the boys watched the Bill Murray classic, Groundhog Day - because who doesn't like a bit of time-looping rodent?

Aside from hinting that they would do some really messed-up stuff if they were in his position, the boys also covered a bunch of other subjects. But they started off by moaning like a couple of old men.

They then talked about Ector Crank (too nice for TUTJIG), Reggie got super-excited that Type Two Error tweeted them - then he got even more excited at the prospect of them interviewing bands (which may or may-not actually happen).

They discussed some Vice.com articles (and were disappointed by the "journalism" on show, and of course, f*** Amber Heard!

This week the boys rallied in the face of adversity, as the Real World intervened and put paid to their plans for a double-guest extravaganza!

They watched the Seth Rogen celeb-killing comedy This is the End, which - through the vagaries of their conversation means we need to include two links here:

The Cooper Temple Clause, "Who Needs Enemies?": https://youtu.be/QfjiZm_eozE

My Chemical Romance, "Dead": https://youtu.be/H48kOqqaWv0

(It'll make sense by the end of the episode, we promise)

On the way to that finale, they discussed:

• Working

Lots to keep you all occupied!

This week the boys had their melons twisted by the rather good Ghosts of War - a film that needs to be watched un-spoiled so badly that they include a massive spoiler warning in the episode (and, we suppose, here as well now)!

In addition to that, they also spoke about collaborations with other online folks (name dropping the Sidemen this time!), got all misty-eyed about gigs they used to go to, and general music musings, and chatted about tea.

There's also another of Reggie's infamous quizes - this time on cryptids...