The rumbing sound you hear is not the stampede of adoring fans rushing to show their appreciation for us (how many fans are needed for it to count as a stampede?), but this weeks episode, where we talk about the cult classic (and staple of 90's SciFi Channel broadcasting) Tremors!

We also went wildly off-topic with talk about Dwarves in barrels (thanks to Shadiversity), lost DVD's, reminisces about University, a new hashtag just for us (#NSFWKPWMV - Not Safe For Work, Kids, or People With Moral Values), sportsing, and flip-flops.

yeah, we blame the heat.

The boys got all medieval this week, as they hacked and slashed their way through the visceral Ironclad. 

However, before they even made it to talk of the film, they had to unleash a barrage of random chat, which included trying to piece together memories of Rooney's birthday party the week before, discussing (translation: ranting about) recent Star Wars revelations from JJ Abrams, and being #woke!

Then they got hungry and just started talkign about food again!

Another month, another Book Club! And this time the boys get Nordic via Neil Gaiman's Norse Mythology, resulting in some high-grade weirdness (even by their standards).

For instance Jar Jar Binks and Miss #NOFACE getting nasty, TUTJIG as the new hosts for Catfish UK, cave cannibals, TikTok through the lens of LadBible, and talk of commissioning their friend to draw Hel as a pinup in lingerie!

And of course, this quote for the ages: "If the vikings weren't fighting, they were tripping".

For only £5 a month.... yeah, get used to hearing that phrase...

Despite an almost total lack of preparation from the boys (which they take pains to explain), there's a lot going on in this episode. As well as the discussion of the Stephen Amell film Code 8, they also get angry, preachy, and tell everyone how to make the world a better place!

Our first ever request episode! Reggie's brother asked us to cover a film he fondly remembers from his childhood (though probably not so fondly now), so, in spite of Reggie's OCD, we're covering the second Ewoks film, The Battle for Endor!

And obviously, we have a whole hour chatting about conspiracy theorists, plans to make Rooney a household name, David Icke, and offensive icer cream flavours...

Oh, and some really shoddy sound from Rooney!

This week Rooney manages to trigger Reggie's obsessive compulsive tendecies by picking the second film in a trilogy to watch, without watching the first film (Rooney: It's a prequel, so this is technically the correct order to watch it in!), as they get archaeological with Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom!

And they start Year Two of the podcast in the most questionable way possible by making Nazi jokes, discussing weird porn, getting really excited about Cameo.com, and realising this may be one of their most offensive episodes ever, entirely un-intentionally!

(They recommend that if this is your first time listening to TUTJIG, then you go back and listen to an earlier episode first, so that you don't immediately hate them!)

But it's OK, because Reggie saves the day with no less than three spontaneous musical interludes....

Born of a simple throwaway joke weeks ago, TUTJIG... er... presents: Fuck Until The Joy Is Gone.

A love letter to porno's through the years, and an excuse to rope-in some of the Space Monkeys and make them say weirdly sexual stuff.

Enjoy.

Against all expectations (including those of the hosts), TUTJIG has survived for a whole year! Fifty-two episodes of swearing, innapriopriate jokes, offensive innuendo, and nonsense, without arrests or litigation!

The boys take this chance to review the first twelve months, and talk about what's coming up in the next twelve, whilst alluding to the second part of the Year One celebration that is yet to appear...

They also, for some reason, spend twenty minutes talking about their bowels.

Heads-up folks, this is another Star Wars episode, so if listening to the boys yammer on about a galaxy far, far away is not your thing, you have been warned!

The boys read Michael A. Stackpole's series-starting novel X-Wing: Rogue Squadron, and not only did they really enjoy it, but they (in particular Rooney) has an awful lot to say about it.

As the perfect pairing to an episode about spaceships, Reggie decided to talk to us all about UFOlogy, so we got to listen to him try and make sense of the notes he made whilst he was half asleep!

They also talked about suicide bombing, daddy issues, roleplaying, and the usual nonsense! 

The boys roll it back to 1998 this week so they can get stuck into the cult classic teen thriller The Faculty, and its insanely good-looking cast! 

obviously the perfect topical pairing for a smart-mouthed film about invading aliens is the pseudo-science of cryptozoology (and Rooney's love thereof), so Reggie reveals what he's learned about the subject and then play interviewer!

They also chat about destiny vs luck, get GameBoy nostalgia, and Tom Brady manages to sneak into the conversation again!