Talker Texas Ranger

In a tense bottle episode, Walker and Trivette's relationship crumbles on a night out in a debate over whether or not to "do rounds".

A chance encounter in BHS leads to a furious street battle between old enemies Cordell and Clint Eastwood.

The boys visit Black Bayou, a new low cost clothing outlet. Walker, enraged by the lack of shirts in his size, experiences flashbacks to Vietnam, which I think we can all agree was a fantastic and non-problematic war.

TASTING NOTES: This episode was recorded in the pre-Scotland vs Israel era, a simpler and happier time.

After several weeks, the gang get it together enough to upload the postcast. A truly impressive achievement, and one which will surely not be bettered until the next episode several years from now.

Walker is injured in an accident at work that wasn't his fault.

Walker meets a horsie!

Walker tries on some luxury underwear in 'Silk Dreams', an episode that I literally can remember zero things about.

Uncle Ray returns, and this time he's a helicopter. Walker calls the Helicopter Hotline in a spectacular display of budgetary opulence.

Due to absolutely unfathomable levels of public demand we are back as Chris Nolan's other brother takes the helm for the Walker Texas Ranger's gritty urban reboot.

There are various points where we sound like robots - this is actually a feature of the show do not @ us

Tears are shed in the season finale as CD steals candy from a baby. And then, uh, gives it to another baby.