Zach returns to reflect on Torque, make withdrawals from the butt bank, figure out LA traffic, and maybe talk a li’l Turtle. Then we read from another installment of Entourage Masterpiece Theater.

We’re live on the red carpet as we shake hands and hobnob with Hollywood elite, checking in with the likes of Adrian Grenier, Jeremy Piven and even series creator Doug Ellin. And spoiler alert: this Entourage movie? Pretty great! It’s almost too good to be true!

The boys are indeed back in town as guest boy Danny joins us to talk about the season premiere. Meanwhile, Andrew gets murderously serious about pizza, we learn maybe a little too much about Tobey Maguire and the posse he runs with, and we look to the past to check in with top critics Gillian Flynn and Chughead for their thoughts on season 2.

Erik sounds kinda different this week, I’m not sure if it’s just me or what. Regardless, he caved and watched Jimmy Neutron: Baby Boy Geniuses, and returning guests Claude and Zach got sucked in too. Next week will be more Entourage, I swear.

Claude joins us again for to talk cerebral about Turtle on topics such as the reality of entourages, acceptable locales in which to jerk it, and if Turtle is but Vince through a glass, darkly. We then wrap the season up with another installment and thorough deconstruction of Turtle Tales.