First timer Zach joins us to talk about simpler, more homophobic times, Adam Sandler, Netflix, wet chicks, and we serve up some Entourage eats in Hold the Grenier.

Dylan of A Talking ‘Cast?! joins us to lend her take on Turtle, his love of art, his erections, and Ari’s theoretical infidelity. Later, on another installment of His Secret War, Andrew speaks in tongues.

The countdown to the premiere of the Entourage movie hastens! Visit our Kickstarter page and help get Andrew and Erik to the opening in glamorous Hollywood, California!

Claude joins us this week as we help him figure out Entourage, we see if the grass is truly Grenier on the other side, and Erik debuts the first chapter of his seminal work, Turtle Tales.

Sit down with your mother and listen to today’s episode, in which Sammi of A Talking ‘Cast?! joins us to read excerpts from vintage Entourage reviews and participate in a thrilling dramatization of Entourage fan fiction in the premiere of Entourage Masterpiece Theatre.

Andrew and tag-in guest William barely record an episode for what barely counts as an episode of television. Vince goes on a talk show, that’s about it.

Andrew and Erik comb over episode 2 in this episode 2. Andrew gets too into character, a very special celebrity calls in, and we peer into an age of Entourage past in His Secret War: Stories from Entourage, and Beyond.

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Join seasoned Entourage watchers Andrew and Erik as they begin their journey through every season of HBO’s popular adaptation of a Mark Wahlberg thing. Learn about about the lead characters, only become endeared to Ari, and imagine if Turtle was a sentient bag of garbage. Wait, you mean he isn’t?

Artwork by the estimable Josh Hollis.