Talkin' Schmitt

Brittany is joined by comic and host of Dumpster Fire on YouTube, Bridget Phetasy. They talk about how Bridget got tied up in some pseudo Kanye beef, how sad the Playboy mansion parties actually were, moral panic, cancel culture, body dysmorphia and being drunks. 

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Britt's cohost and hubby hops on again dressed head to toe in HO2GO. They discuss how he looks in spandex, the suddenly absent pandemic, losing weight and more. 

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Britt's hubnasty hops back on the podcast from South Carolina, where they've relocated their quarantine to. They discuss his roots in South Carolina, Brittany tuning him out and how she sold her eggs to pay off credit card debt. 

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Firecracker comic Audrey Stewart comes on to talk about college days, her sexuality, throwing punches and more.

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Comic and friend Debra DiGiovanni comes on Talkin' Schmitt to discuss dating apps during the quarantine, Debra dating younger men and L.A.T. (living apart together) - the new fad of couples living in separate homes. 

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This week on Talkin' Schmitt, Brittany's hubnasty Chris comes back to chat about her offensive quarantine tan, his non-social DICKstancing friends, why he won't let Brittany finger his ass, his pill phase when he dropped out of college and more.

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Quarantimes Episode: The only person legally allowed in my home (and vagina) is our guest this week, my husband, Chris Rutkowski. We talk about our wedding, Tinder, fallen friendships, his divorce and more. 

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Comic and friend Craig Conant joins Brittany to talk about Quarantimes, Craig's unforgiving attitude when he sees a comic bomb, quitting caffeine and more. 

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Comic Morgan Jay joins Brittany to talk about coronavirus (we're not scientists) sex tapes/Morgan's magnificent d*ck, threesomes and some more freaky-deaky sh*t. 

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Comic Shapel Lacey joins Brittany to talk about sobriety, haters, Brittany's ho past, how cheerleading saved Shapel's life & more.

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