Talkin Trash

Me and Will discuss his debilitating cam girl addiction, Joe Rogan's extremely transphobic endorsement of Bernie Sanders, Bam Margera's fear of snakes, and my new favorite reality show: WB's Superstar USA.

Kwanzaa or Quanzah? We put the age-old debate to bed once and for all. Then Will asks me to redact a name and Gabby praddles on about bigfoot and interdimensional cryptids. Women, amirite?

We enjoy some crunchy Taco Bell on mic and I bust out my Baby Bugs & Biddy. Then we educate ourselves on recto-vaginal fistulas and Will shows us pictures from his late grandfather's manual of skin diseases.

This one fuckin sucks. We talk about Space Battles and babby Yodel I think. Remember that "Dub the Dew" poll where "Hitler Did Nothing Wrong" won? Yeah, so do we.

I thought of "catch tranny-two" at the tail end of our discussion on the trans military ban, but it was too late. The moment had already passed. Time to gear up for the draft and WWIII!

Welp. The inevitable finally evited. We said the n-word and we're currently in the process of cancelling ourselves. It was fun while it lasted.

Have a sucky-fucky Penis. And when you suck on my feet. Say hello to all my toes and beat my little peen. Hoe, Hoe, the mistletoe, I'm hung where you can't see. Somebody waits for you, fuck'er in the pussy!

Gabby's twin brother Garrett stops by to discuss the country of Africa, then guest experts give their take on BREXIT, impeachment, whether or not domestic violence is justified, climate change, and (((Ben, the real bathroom sicko, Shapiro))).

The Trash Gang dives deep into Jeffrey Epstein's "suicide" which totally "happened" and definitely wasn't "orchestrated by the political elite." Then we wade too deep into a discussion about tHE dEVIL and sOuL æThEr. Pleez like & subscribe it rilly helps us ouwt.