Brian's friend and co-worker Marcelo joins a rousing discussion of the Tanner family vacation episode!  Willie finally snaps, ALF is nearly butchered by hillbillies, and He-Man and the Masters of the Universe is examined for its homoerotic subtext.

Mr. Matt returns to Talking ALF and talks to Brian about the time ALF bought Lynn a Ferrari to make Wille feel like a failure.  ALSO: a requiem for Mrs. G and the new ALF reboot!

Brian talks ALF with his Off the Rails Podcast co-host Sean, AKA OGTay.  Willie is having a midlife crisis.  Will he jump from a plane?  How big is Broadway Joe Namath's Johnson?  What does Howard Cosell's nightmare look like?  The answer to some of these lie in this very episode.

Brian and Drew discuss ALF's general horniness, and are perplexed at how Kate is jealous of ALF's crush on Lynne, rather than being concerned that her daughter is the target of a 200 year old alien sex predator.