Brian's friend Adrian calls in from the highways and byways of America, to discuss a canon-packed episode in which ALF discloses his real name, age, and three separate instances in which he has tried to murder the Tanners.

In this episode, ALF finds love with a fellow shut-in, while guest Sal Madrigal of STR Cast asks the hard questions about ALF's genitalia.

Host of STR Cast Samson Lancaster joins Brian to discuss ALF's participation in a multi level marketing scheme, Terry Faith facials, and the vocal stylings of Mrs Puff.

Brian's cousin Michael calls in from the badlands of Arizona, to talk about the time ALF threatened Ronald Reagan with a nuclear holocaust.

Brian talks ALF with Jack, his large adult son, who questions ALF's Melmacian physiology, and delivers a shout out to acclaimed television director Peter Bonerz.