whats up friends thanks for listening to this episode we always feel so blessed by the listeners so feel free to drop some reviews on our hot takes about bikes that are featured here. Current score: Joe- 42 points in the lead, Keenan- 54 points. Joe has Adam Yates though so he might loose. Shoutout George Bennett my boyfriend

Stages 1-9 are recapped. Other topics include: Gianni Moscon's Pinarello Dogma exploding because it was made in his uncle Tony's attic instead of with tried and true China carbon manufacturing, Chad Haga's solo race for the back to back USA lanterne rouge, and explaining ketone juice.

A look at the 2019 Tour de France including where to watch, the effect of losing Dumoulin/Froome/Roglic, 2019 favorites, weirdly composed teams, most likely for green/white/polka dots, and a route teaser.

Team Keenan: Egan Bernal, Dan Martin, Mikel Landa, Emanuel Buchmann, Ilnur Zakarin.

Team Joe: Jakob Fuglsang, Steven Kruijswijk, Thibaut Pinot, Adam Yates, Geraint Thomas.

Recap of a couple recent developments for officially licensed and registered Strava Team Pup n Suds including Joe's marathon attempt and Keenan's bike crash.

Important cyclist name drop key:

Ilnur Zakarin (Russian, climber, one dimensional, bad at descending but entertaining in that he might crash at any moment);

Richard Carapaz (First Ecuadorian winner of a grand tour (Italy, France, Spain) ever, cool and composed dude to watch going forward);

Mikel Landa (Carapaz's teammate on spanish team Movistar. Supported Chris Froome the last tour Froome one and looked like he was next up but hasn't realized that potential);

Sepp Kuss (American rider who went to CU that we thought was ready to take the leap at California but team sent him short notice to Italy where he got stomped);

Vincenzo Nibali (Older rider Italian rider who just got 2nd at Italy and wont quit, won France in 2014 and is nicknamed "The Shark of Messina" which is 100% one of the better nicknames in sports.

The fellas are back to basics on cycling commentary. Viva Sepp!

We brought on @kelbyIRL for some internet takes and vibrant discussion.  We discussed pixel fest, selfie sticks, holiday cards, biking etiquette, Bitcoin, discord, the new Flume, Soulection twitter, French Canadians and Cut.  Enjoy!

Spring has sprung! The boys get up bright and early amidst the clocks jumping forward to celebrate their good weather juju

Keenan wakes up at rock bottom and considers moving to LA (wow). Joe contributes thoughts on preventing yourself from being too happy and the landscape of Seattle Buy&Sell.  Ways to improve NBA All Star Weekend are discussed.

The zoom boys cover dating in the modern age and absolutely expose Sean Evans as a false pornographer

The fellas are back after some alleged technical difficulties to talk about their summer festival plans in Minecraft.  They also touch on updated Peloton RFL standings and Lindsay Lohan's Beach Club.  As always thank you so damn much for listening