Morgan Freeman shares his disappointment with Turkish breakfasts, Ray takes aim at Jorma's aging process after a knee injury leaves him hobbling. The boys delve into the riveting topics of stalking and the cleverness of crocodiles while music lover Ray appears not to know what a bass guitar is.

Sketch: 'Kaiden Stokes The Really Woke Bloke' tries to report a crime leading to unexpected consequences...

Kiss and Tell: A listener shares a tale of a potential boyfriend who kept spreadsheets on their compatibility, and... her bra size.

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Morgan Freeman forgets to take his wife on his wedding anniversary trip, and bemoans the cleaning up of Benidorm and laments how Sticky Vicky, the legendary stripper would be turning in her grave about the fact that she couldn't pop those ping pong balls in 2024

Meanwhile, the Welsh BAFTA debate rages on between Ray and Jorma and in the Lickey End Chronicles, Norma doesn't expect that her latest village spat will be adjudicated by none other than John Wayne, The Duke himself.

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Morgan sets the record straight on the Irish PM and does some general housekeeping.

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Join us for the best of high-brow and low-brow humour as Morgan Freedman reads a well-meaning if slightly sexist ode to women. Meanwhile the boys discuss Cockhandler's Magazine - the very best in rooster and poultry care. As the debate rages on about the superiority of Oscars or Welsh Baftas, Donald Trump receives some surprisingly good news from Marjorie Taylor Swift, while Honzie delivers March horoscopes that he definitely has not copied and pasted from a January magazine.

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This week's Talking Istanbullocks has a star-studded lineup and a touch of poetic procrastination.

Liam Neeson's Book Banter: Liam Neeson drops by to chat to Jorma about his latest book, 'That Man', but things take a shirty turn when Jorma draws parallels to a very well-known story. Tune in for the unexpected twists and a bit of literary banter.

Ray's Hemingway Homage: Ray dives into the world of Hemingway, discussing his love of fishing and a unique appreciation for the oldest profession in the world.

Morgan Freedman's Procrastination Poem: resident poet, Morgan, takes the mic to share his latest poetic creation on the art of procrastination. A masterpiece or a procrastination in itself?

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Join us for a blend of celebrity interviews, literary musings, and the very best of high- and low-brow humour on Talking Istanbullocks.

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In this episode Morgan Freedman tells us about his erotic holiday gone wrong in Canada with his wife, the boys talk Coronation Street of yesteryear and Ray has his regular 'probing' from the renowned psychiatologist, Dr. Brutus Himmler unfortunately Jorma has forgotten the vaseline but thank goodness for a nice bit of Branston Pickle in the fridge!

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The boys pay a heartfelt tribute to their DJ hero and inspiration for this show, the legendary Steve Wright. Amid the nostalgia, they take a phone call from a missing colleague who is locked up on Robben Island. Meanwhile, in Lickey End, England's Weirdest Village, Norma's competitive streak results in her arrest after a punch-up with a Liberal Democrat in a village jam-making contest. Laughs, tributes, and unexpected twists await on Talking Istanbullocks!

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In this hilarious Valentine's special, Morgan Freeman's well-intentioned romantic gestures go awry. Donald Trump and Joe Biden's cognitive test rivalry takes an unexpected turd, turn witnessed with horror by Barack Obama and Chris the Dog. Plus, a listener shares a comical tale of still being questioned about a non-existent tryst from 25 years ago with e girl claiming to be allergic to the bery essence of love. Love, laughs, and political pooping await as Ray and Jorma talk the finest Istanbullocks!

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Talking Istanbullocks, takes you on a ride where Greg in reception has to fulfil Kevin Spacey’s somewhat ‘unusual’ breakfast requests and our resident poet, Morgan Freedman slickly shifts from civil rights to a lustful political summit. And from political bills to splitting bills, Jorma and Ray debate the economics of meal-deal dating at Wetherspoons – what can you really expect for 9.79? And how important is a plural ‘s’?

Tune in for tulips (or was that two lips), laughter and lust from the world’s favourite comedy variety show in a Turkish pub.

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Welcome to Talking Istanbullocks, where Jorma Kirkko and Ray Mac bring you an eclectic mix of hilarity, scandal, and egg-puns.

-MORGAN FREEMAN'S INTERNET MELTDOWN: Resident Poet, Morgan Freeman returns with a side-splitting poem about his struggle with internet addiction and his rather candid memories of a bizarre limo ride with Bill Cosby.

- CELEBRITY TRUE OR FALSE QUIZ: Dive into a fun trivia segment with surprising facts about legendary DJs Kenny Everett and Tony Blackburn, and the ongoing debate about whether David Attenborough is still alive. Can you separate the truth from the tall tales?

- DIGITAL ADDICTION BANTER: Jorma and Ray explore the depths of our dependency on technology, sharing shocking statistics and personal anecdotes about the impact of digital addiction on our lives.

- ROYAL FAMILY SKETCH: Charles is determined to get Harry tested for hereditary diseases, sparking a heated breakfast debate with Meghan about white privilege and organic eggs. Will Charles succeed, or will Harry manage to dodge the test?

- KISS AND TELL SEGMENT: A listener shares a jaw-dropping story about an online date gone wrong. Discover the cringe-worthy moment when Facebook stalking backfires, leading to an unexpected twist in their love life.

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