This week Lauren and Abigail discuss their various theatre endeavors that ended in near tragedy, they attempt to have a conversation about Midsommar without spoilers, and Lauren confuses a joke Abigail makes about Scream for a Casey Anthony reference and everything spirals.

This week Lauren and Abigail discuss the bizarre reasoning behind their brief sabbatical, Lauren’s most harrowing childhood moment from summer camp that still haunts her to this day, and one of their favorite Tiktokers (@georgelouisej) and her impeccable delivery of their collective fantasy of being famous enough for people to actually care about their personal lives.

In this episode Lauren and Abigail discuss eccentric childhood fever dream tv shows, which Little Women character they both are, that one scene in The Giver with all the colors, and the weird random things that make them cry… all while butchering various accents.

This week Lauren and Abigail talk about their shock at the dark underbelly of the fanfiction community and its wild legal battle, the story of how Lauren’s sister met the absolute legend… Anna Todd - Author of the acclaimed Wattpad “After”, and their inner conflict with award shows in the film and acting communities. 

This week Lauren and Abigail discuss Mandy Patinkin’s sweet moves on Tiktok and how it’s the only thing keeping them going, Abigail’s odd Christmas themed nightmares, and they challenge each other to an intense game of six degrees of separation while aggressively quoting the 1985 Tim Curry masterpiece… Clue.

This week Lauren and Abigail detail their immaculate blend of deeply disturbing horror movies and cartoons they’ve curated for their 31 days of Halloween event, discuss Lauren’s intense fear of the consequences of the space-time continuum, and make desperate pleas to various dollar store chains requesting the sponsorship of this podcast.

In this episode Lauren and Abigail check in with Lauren’s pregnant sim, discuss the shocking aesthetic quality of the 1993 smash hit film Hocus Pocus and how Abigail wants to punt Dani (pre redemption arc), and they shoo in the spooky season with a new rating system for their ambitious 31 days of Halloween marathon.

In this episode Abigail discusses the discovery of her subconscious dream of being a DJ, Lauren details the triumphs and trials of the Sims 100 babies challenge and the eclectic group of fathers that come along with it, and they both chat about the horrors of middle school and its beautifully accurate and hilarious depiction in the fantastic comedy PEN15.

This week Lauren and Abigail throw away the playbook and just have a nice afternoon chat. Look- it’s been a tough week for everyone, so sit back, relax, and shoot the breeze with us. We talk about some of our favorite childhood tv memories (That’s So Raven Halloween Special, The Saddle Club???) and how Lauren grew up praying to be a witch while Abigail cowered in fear of children like her.

In this episode Lauren tells the story of the time she risked punishment at the hands of school administration just to watch Mulan, praises the cast of Insidious on their sensible decision making, and they both reminisce on the time they were almost crippled (whilst embarrassingly underdressed) at the Met.