Kenner would cash in on ANYTHING Star Wars-related. They would even make a toy of a SECURITY GUARD. Actually, they made TWO, but we’re just focusing on the first one today. Sadly, this figure did NOT come with his own … Continue reading →

When you’re a toyetic genius like Taylor, there’s almost no such thing as a toy being damaged beyond repair. Jeff is a different story. If a piece is missing, it’s gone forever and beyond all hope. Surely, there’s somewhere in … Continue reading →

No, this isn’t a show about a tiny orphan adopted by Mongo from Blazing Saddles, it’s about one of Skeletor’s henchman! Although that first idea sounds pretty good…..

Taylor and Jeff are about to get prehistoric up in here. Sorta. Actually, I’m not sure WHAT era this would be considered, because  the guys look like cavemen, and they ride on dinosaur bones….I guess the Bone Age IS a … Continue reading →

He is the REAL Lizard King….BOSSK!!!! Jeff’s favorite bounty hunter, and the greatest Trandoshan of them all gets his due as Taylor and Jeff break down the only man so tough he doesn’t even need shoes in space.

Taylor and Jeff talk about a lot of toy lines, but they’ve never discussed what they would want in their own toy line. It seems like a natural progression, so this week, that’s what they’re talking about! Listen in, and … Continue reading →

It’s the early 80’s, you’re a kid with a fixation on toys that echo barbarians, medieval culture, AND science fiction. So, of COURSE, what you REALLY want is a vaguely effeminate action figure with a pageboy haircut, a crushed velvet … Continue reading →

Starriors had some of the coolest names on the planet. Were the toys as cool as the names? Wellllllll….that depends on how you feel about giant mechs that don’t ACTUALLY have humans inside. But seriously, Slaughter Steelgrave is one of … Continue reading →

Everyone’s favorite bounty hunter gets the Talking Toys treatment! Boba Fett gets dissected and judged by Taylor and Jeff. Is he the baddest man in the galaxy, or the baddest figure in the world?

The only thing more fun than Star Wars toys could have been Spaceballs toys. Alas, we never got any, but that didn’t stop Taylor and Jeff from dreaming. Listen in to find out what their version of a Spaceballs toy … Continue reading →