Talks with Tom T.O.M.

My grandpa prayed for two Mexicans and they appeared

I almost hit our dean of discipline driving into the parking lot, TO BE AT SCHOOL EARLY for studying.

We think my little brother is having seizures from vaping and alcohol

We got run over by a semi trying to get salsa

I had a chick try to play me so she I would help her pass a PUBLIC SPEAKING CLASS

Kids used to make fun of me for living far away from my high school... no joke LOL

totally convinced my mom to cancel my sister's party on New Year's eve because am her favorite!

Fell asleep at the wheel and my sister thought we were about to end it all!

I may have cost my buddy the love of his life sitting down next to him at King's Island

Got dropped on my head from a pro-rugby player and D1 running back!