Talks with Tom T.O.M.

I was accused of hitting a woman at my buddy's wedding

My buddies caught themselves calling my dad "the R word" in 4k

Our whole school was calling a kid "knucks" for fingering his b*tthole, which turned out to be a cover-up rumor started by another kid who ate his own cum... wild day of school lol

My dad super-man punched me across the garage for "bullying" my little brother

We had a kid mistakenly tweet out a d!ck pic after winning a fight LOL

I was almost fired for working on my lunch break

We almost got my buddy's sports radio show kicked off campus for cussing live on the air

We almost fought a crackhead at cross-country practice

My buddy launched a kid into the woods during his final cross-country race in an epic fashion

We called a girl ghost for being so pale and I made that her snapchat name.... which she ended up seeing LOL