Tall Dwarf Tavern

Tall Dwarf Tavern

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Tall Dwarf Tavern episodes

  • Zendikar: Episode 30 – We’re Gonna Need a Bigger Dock
    Having successfully talked with Thada Adel, the party copes with the fact that the creatures they fought within the Bulwark are the same as those that destroyed the ancient civilizations of old Zendikar, and they seem to be trying their best to do it again. Kaim is determined to warn the world of the threat of the Eldrazi, but the rest of the boys have their own issues going on, especially Mordir, who has inadvertently discovered a connection between himself and these weird monsters. Will they be able to leave the Tikal Harborage before this particular tentacled problem comes back to bite them in the ass?
    3 hr 7 min
  • Zendikar: Episode 29 – An Electric Woman
    The encounter in the valley has left our group exhausted, confused, and demoralized. After getting their bearings, the path to the Tikal Harborage is an easy one considering what they've just been through and our boys take a minute to see what the town has to offer, gaining valuable information on the mysterious Thada Adel. After making an extremely bad first impression, Thada finally relents and shows them the information she was so desperate to tell Noyan Dar about. But this bombshell will turn everything they thought they knew about the past on its head.
    2 hr 35 min
  • Zendikar: Episode 28 – Genesis
    After interreacting with the Cult of Cosi and finding Noyan Dar, an old merfolk scholar, the boys are tasked with retrieving important information from an old rival of Noyan Dar's. No big deal, going places and fetching things is what they've been training for the whole season after all. But after a disturbing portent from Kaim, a strange unease settles on the group during their journey. Little do they know, something hiding in the mountains of the Bulwark might complicate their mission...
    2 hr 19 min
  • Zendikar: Episode 27 – Apostasy
    After the terrifying scene they witnessed over the Halimar, the party withdraws to compare notes, collect thoughts, and seek a path, any path, forward. While lost deep in postulation, an unnoticed resident of the Enclave offers their advice. But are they really just a stranger, conveniently placed? Or are the boys falling even deeper into a conspiracy theory that spans the entire history of Zendikar?
    2 hr 15 min
  • Zendikar: Episode 26 – Fall from Heaven
    All the affairs are in order. Itineraries - checked. Baggage - packed. Souvenirs - obtained. With some final parting words, the party is finally ready to leave the mystical grove they spent so long trying to get into. Now they face a difficult decision for any adventuring group. Do they sell out? Or do they do the right thing?
    2 hr 36 min
  • Zendikar: Episode 25 – Guardians of the World Soul
    Upon being knocked out by the Mul Dayan equivalent of the CIA, our intrepid adventurers awaken to find themselves in a magnificent grove more beautiful than anything they have ever seen, albeit harder to enjoy while tied up. Are they prisoners, or guests? It will depend on how well they make their case. Vali suffers the consequences of his actions, Mordir is judged on his character choices, and Kaim, Caspar, and Skeeve uncover secrets about the Soul of Zendikar, and those that were born to protect it.
    1 hr 57 min
  • Zendikar: Episode 24 – Lions, Tigers, and Baloths, Oh No!
    After literally falling for the adventurer equivalent of a honey trap, the party quickly finds themselves in quite the mess when the hole Vali falls into happens to be inhabited by 5 tons of clawed and fanged fury in the form of a monstrous Baloth. With the Mul Dayan Vine Ghosts hot on their tail, will they manage to get Vali out in time? Or will one of these threats finally do them in?
    2 hr
  • Zendikar: Episode 23 – The Snake Episode
    Successfully get to Bala Ged? Check! Navigate the Bojuka Bay Swamps? Check! Avoid the Mul Dayan Vine Ghosts? Check! (for now) Disarm and safely make it through the various traps they set up? Oh...oh no...it's all falling apart now... Do you enjoy listening to a gaggle of dollop heads ham-fisting through trap after deadly trap? Well this is the episode for you! Let's just hope enough of them survive to make another one...
    2 hr 45 min
  • Zendikar: Episode 22 – I Should Bayou a Drink
    The starting of a new adventure finds our group of Three People +2 plotting a course for danger in the Guum Wilds. While they thought the hardest part would be getting through the Wilds itself, turns out planning an adventure all by yourself without an Expedition Leader is a complicated and difficult affair! But with the marshlands of the Bojuka Bay and the Mul Dayan assassins beyond, it's never too late for it to get worse...
    1 hr 38 min
  • Zendikar: Episode 21 – A Hedron in the Hand is Worth Two in the Bush
    So while it turns out the boys were *mostly* innocent, they're not off the hook yet and have been implicated in the stealing of Kai'm and Caspar's missing hedron. The boys are good people though...mostly...and after a lot of misdirection and self-confusion manage to land on a plan that appears to help everyone. Will a convoluted business deal lead to everybody getting what they want, or will the entire plane suffer the consequences of capitalism gone south?
    1 hr 52 min

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Tall Dwarf Tavern is an actual-play tabletop-role-playing-game podcast set in the Magic: The Gathering multiverse. Yes you read that right, welcome to Nerd City. Population: Us.