We go crazy this episode, y'all.

Lose your temper over googly eyes. Spill the beans on a paleoanthropology cover-up. Discover that the chimney is not the best place to hide from the cops. Learn the legendary PANTHEON OF HORSE MOVIES.

All this and more in this episode of TanPants!

Where would YOU hide the goods? Can a Shark pass a drug test? And who is responsible for the "Large Pile of Lobsters" on the highway?

All these questions and more!

DON'T take selfies with the bear.

DON'T re-attach an evil finger.

New York is finally getting trash cans after all this time. It's a miracle.

A bunch of rich, government types want to stop global warming by shooting crap into clouds. What could possibly go wrong? Also, Crack Bears.

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⭐ Seth Rosgaard

⭐ thebigtine

⭐ navanjr

⭐ gilstronkulous

⭐ Purplebutterfly

What sorta thief would YOU want to be?

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This show is made possible by our legendary patrons:

⭐ Seth Rosgaard

⭐ thebigtine

⭐ navanjr

⭐ gilstronkulous

⭐ Purplebutterfly

THIS IS AN ALERT. THE BRISKET BANDIT IS STILL AT LARGE. IF YOU HAVE KNOWLEDGE OF HIS WHEREABOUTS, Like... let us know. The guy took our brisket.

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This show is made possible by our legendary patrons:

⭐ Seth Rosgaard

⭐ thebigtine

⭐ navanjr

⭐ gilstronkulous

⭐ Purplebutterfly

How do we stop vandals from stealing the copper wire from streetlights? What's the worst (and best) animal to hit with your car? What's the deal with this Assassins Creed fiasco? All these questions and more will be answered. Or at least... puzzled over.

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This show is made possible by our legendary patrons:

⭐ Seth Rosgaard

⭐ thebigtine

⭐ navanjr

⭐ gilstronkulous

⭐ Purplebutterfly

This lady and her printer decided to live inside of a giant sign. But I guess, who wouldn't want that, right?

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This show is made possible by our legendary patrons:

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⭐ thebigtine

⭐ navanjr

⭐ gilstronkulous

⭐ Purplebutterfly

Time Travelers in Sheds? Ayahuasca Crypto? Josh's Chicken Express breakdown? Jumanji makes Isaac angry? This podcast has everything, guys.

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This show is made possible by our legendary patrons:

⭐ Seth Rosgaard

⭐ thebigtine

⭐ navanjr

⭐ gilstronkulous

⭐ Purplebutterfly