Don't get us wrong, we love Christmas. We just want it to stay in its lane!
Willis and Kevin go off on Christmas taking over Halloween and leaving Thanksgiving in the dark entirely. 

This episode we take on those coitus interrupters known lovingly as Telemarketers! 
How do they know exactly when to interrupt your life? 

This episode we discuss Vanity License Plates that are too difficult to figure out in one sitting at a traffic light.

We take on the inexplicable phenomena that is the foot fetish.
We just understand it. Hear our thoughts on it.

Greeting card holidays and other ways you're feeling forced, or guilted, into buying flowers.

Swipe your armpits with some deodorant you lazy bastard!
You can't mask the smell of cigarette smoke!
Change your underwear! You know who you are!

We each select our top 5 songs that pump us up, fill us with energy or make us speed down the highway without realizing it!
We also visit our usual segments; Say the Word, Joker('s) Mild, Absurd City and Hodge Podge.

Willis goes off on the high cost of property taxes.
Kevin shares some numbers from his time spent in 
the state with the most expensive property taxes 
in the nation, New Jersey. 

We give our picks for the Top 5 TV Catchphrases
and delve into our usual topics; Say the Word, 
Joker('s) Mild, Absurd City and Hodge Podge.

We piss and moan about the high cost of groceries, particularly if you're trying to eat a healthy diet.