Deer Breaks into Police Chief's office. Covif funds for Japanese town given to one man. Twins give birth on the same day confusing our heroes.

Tickle Me Elmo receives unwanted tickling from Home Inspector. Man takes "Trouser Snake" idea literally as he tries to smuggle pythons across US-Canada border. Our email address is actually [email protected]

Quite by accident, The Penis Episode.

Today we discuss "Milking" batteries from the anus and Kirk's Dik Dik. You are most welcome!

Drunk driving in a golf cart? Willis and Kevin disagree over speaking publicly about feminine hygiene. Willis doesn't know the first thing about Facebook.

Somewhere in here is a story about a cow escaping from a truck on an Ohio highway. You'll have to wade through mindless banter about the new "C" word, how many places are named Franklin in Ohio, and Willis learning to spell K-A-Y-A-K backwards.

Time Traveler predicts worst hurricane ever and Korean garlic company's risque ad turns noses.

Cow needs assistance remoo-ving head from tree and Sausage vending machines are a hit in Germany!

Dog and Owner trapped on roof in Australia, Bear in Duzche Turkey hallucinates after ingesting "Mad" honey and Willis is reminded of a story from his honeymoon.

So, big cucmbers are apparently Willis' Achilles heel.