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NFL Week 15 predictions, best bets, locks, longshots, and parlays are LIVE on Tanks & Tuddies! Episode 165 breaks down all our top NFL picks for Week 15 as Jake and Austin recap last week’s results, reset the records, and attack another massive betting slate.

Jake is coming off a strong 3–1 week and is back with a full card of spreads and a Broncos ML longshot, while Austin looks to bounce back after a rough Week 14 with a U-Haul Truck Lock on the Bengals and multiple upside ML plays. We also dive into the Lions vs Packers rivalry, the full NFL playoff outlook, College Football Playoff talk, Paige’s Picks leaderboard, and a loaded Week 15 parlay.

If you’re looking for NFL Week 15 betting picks, parlays, and gambling advice, this episode has everything you need before kickoff.

✅ Locks & Longshots
✅ ML Underdogs
✅ Week 15 Parlay
✅ Lions vs Packers
✅ Playoff Outlook
✅ Paige’s Picks
✅ The Model & Data Backed Model Update

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Jake is officially in hiding after the Lions lost to the Packers… so Austin is running a full solo pod for NFL Week 14! We’re breaking down every pick, every lock, every longshot, plus a full Thanksgiving recap and a look at how our betting records stand heading into the final stretch of the season.

This week features 6 Triple Diamond Locks, multiple moneyline longshots, and a stacked Week 14 parlay you won’t want to miss. If you bet NFL Sundays, this is your episode.

Episode Breakdown:
– Thanksgiving reactions & biggest takeaways
– Updated betting records and where we stand
– Austin’s Week 14 board: best sides, totals, props, and upset alerts
– Triple Diamond Locks of the Week
– Longshots that actually have legs
– The Week 14 parlay we’re riding

Tap in for sharp plays, quick analysis, and a little Tanks & Tuddies chaos.

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Welcome back to Tanks & Tuddies! Episode 163 breaks down our NFL Week 13 best bets, Thanksgiving-themed locks, longshots, parlays, model plays, and a big Lions–Packers Thursday preview.

🏈 Locks & Longshots

Jake Locks: 33-40-2
Jake Longshots: 12-37
Picks this week: Raiders +10, Broncos -5.5, plus a “Parlay the Model” longshot.

Austin Locks: 53-49
Austin Longshots: 29-88
Thanksgiving locks: Packers +2.5, Chiefs/Cowboys o52.5, Bears +7, Saints +6, Vikings/Seahawks u41.5.
Longshots: Packers ML, Cowboys ML, Wisconsin +165.

🔥 NFL Talk

Lions + Packers breakdown, Thursday implications, and playoff talk.

📈 Parlays & Props

Last week: 4-leg parlay hit.
This week’s TD scorers, player prop combos, and two new 4-leggers.

🧠 Paige’s Picks

Austin: 114-63-1
Jake: 108-69-1
Paige: 106-71-1

📊 The Model

“The Model” now 10-5-2, plus full Data-Backed picks with 💎 ratings.

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Welcome back to Episode 162 of the show — the home of weekly NFL picks, sports betting locks, longshots, parlays, and unhinged football takes from two degenerates who love pain almost as much as they love winning tickets.

This week, we break down every angle of the NFL slate with our signature Locks & Longshots, updated season records, Lions/Packers talk, and Paige’s Picks. If you want NFL predictions, underdog picks, betting analysis, and laughs… you’re in the right place.

🔒 Locks & Longshots Records (All-Time)

Jake Locks: 112-92-2
Jake Longshots: 52-106-3
Austin Locks: 97-115-2
Austin Longshots: 54-170-5

🔐 Jake’s Locks (26-38)

Last Week: 3-3
This Week’s NFL Picks:
• Colts +3 at Chiefs
• Titans +13.5 vs Seahawks
• Jets +13.5 at Ravens
• Giants +10.5 at Lions
• Bears -3 vs Steelers
• Browns +3 at Raiders
• Jags -2.5 at Cardinals
• Falcons +1.5 at Saints
• Bucs +6.5 at Rams
• Panthers +7 at 49ers

🎯 Jake’s Longshot (12-36)

• Colts/Bucs ML Lay +789
Jake’s Long-Term Prop: Lions vs Packers in the NFC Championship with Lions -6.5 alt spread.

🔒 Austin’s Locks (50-47)

Last Week: 2-2
This Week’s NFL Picks:
• Texans +6
• Bears -2.5
• Vikings/Packers u41.5
• Colts/Chiefs o49.5 (Triple Diamond Lock of the Week)
• Panthers +7 (Triple Diamond Lock of the Week)

🎯 Austin’s Longshots (27-87)

• Texans ML +235
• Colts ML +154
• Browns ML +170 (Against All Odds Longshot of the Week)

🏈 NFL Talk This Week

• Shedeur Sanders
• Detroit Lions breakdown
• Packers concerns
• Lions win total (Keep Track Bet): O/U 11.5 — Jake (Over) vs Austin (Under)

🧨 TD Scorer Picks

Jake: Puka -115, Diggs +120
Austin: Christian Watson +195, JSN +105

🧱 4-Leg Parlay

Jake: Jags (-2.5), Seahawks/Titans o39.5
Austin: Bears (-2.5), Giants/Lions o50.5

⭐ Paige’s Picks

Austin: 104-59-1
Jake: 98-65-1
Paige: 97-66-1

📊 The Models

“The Model” → 3-3
“Data Backed Model” → Tracking continues

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The boys are back for another week of Locks and Longshots! Jake’s breaking out a new betting model, Austin’s trying to make bread with the sweatiest overs in America, and the ChatGPT era might just be officially over.

This week we’re breaking down our favorite NFL Week 11 picks, longshots, and parlays — including our 10-Day $10K Challenge, wild touchdown scorer parlays, and our favorite bets across Bills vs Bucs, Bengals vs Steelers, Seahawks vs Rams, and more.

💰 Jake’s Picks: Jets +12.5, Bengals +5.5, Bucs +5.5, Bears +3, Seahawks +3, 49ers -3
🔥 Austin’s Picks: Bucs/Bills o48, Chargers/Jags o43.5, Chiefs/Broncos u43.5, Seahawks/Rams o48.5
🎯 Longshots: Bucs ML +205, Bears ML +145, Bengals ML +205, Wisconsin ML +2000
🏈 Paige’s Picks: Closing the gap with a 87-61-1 record — watch out boys!

If you’re into sports betting, NFL picks, parlays, and gambling comedy, this episode’s for you. We’re betting bold, laughing harder, and taking you along for the ride every week.

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We’re back with Episode 160 of Tanks & Tuddies, and things are heating up in the NFL betting world 🔥

Jake and Austin are breaking down Week 10 NFL picks, locks & longshots, and yes — the Detroit Lions playoff prophecy lives on. We’ve got bad beats, bold parlays, and a few Crock Pot Cookin’ Bombs ready to cash 💰

🏈 This Week’s Highlights:

Jake’s Locks: Bills -9.5 at Dolphins

ChatGPT’s Lock: Lions -8.5 at Commanders

Austin’s Locks: Colts/Falcons Under 48.5 & Ravens -3.5 vs Vikings

Longshots of the Week: Jags ML +105 & NFC North Parlay (+215)

Paige’s Picks Update: Austin (87-47-1), Jake (82-52-1), Paige (78-56-1)

Recap of the Megaladon Monopoly Bail Money Lock (RIP 😅)

Blue Jays choke, Lions-Packers misery, and more chaos

👀 Can Jake finally beat ChatGPT again?
🔥 Will Austin’s “Not Fun Just Make Bread” lock cash again?
💬 Drop your Lock of the Week in the comments — we’ll feature our favorites next episode!

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NFL betting, bad beats, and the best/worst gambling analysis on the internet — all from two degenerates who actually love Wisconsin & Michigan sports.

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The boys are back for Episode 159 of Tanks and Tuddies, breaking down the NFL Week 9 betting lines, locks and longshots, wild parlay picks, and the latest from the MLB World Series!

Jake is trying to bounce back after a brutal week, Austin unveils his “Megalodon Monopoly Bail Money Lock,” and ChatGPT throws its hat in the ring with some risky NFL picks. Plus — a new BeanBoozled bet between Tubbs and Franke over the Lions win total!

We’re covering it all:
🏈 NFL Week 9 betting picks and parlays
⚾ Dodgers vs Blue Jays World Series reactions
🦁 Lions bye week thoughts
🧠 ChatGPT vs Jake record update
🎯 Paige’s Picks leaderboard update

If you’re into sports betting, NFL predictions, and pure comedy chaos, hit that play button and watch along — it’s way better when you see it!

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Welcome back to Tanks and Tuddies Episode 158! This week, the boys break down another wild weekend in sports with NFL Week 8 betting picks, Locks & Longshots, and Paige’s Picks. Jake looks to stay hot after his Patriots lock cashed, while Austin tries to bounce back after retiring the “Super Mega Nuclear Max Whale Rocket Ship in Orbit Lock.”

We’ve got everything from NFL best bets and longshots to MLB playoff heartbreak as the Brewers fall in the NLCS, plus hot takes on the Packers’ squeaky win, the Lions’ dominance, and this week’s touchdown parlay.

This Week’s Highlights:
🏈 NFL Week 8 Locks & Longshots
🔥 Jake: Bears +6.5, Bucs -6.5, and a Blue Jays World Series call
💰 Austin: Steelers +3.5, Bills -7.5, Bears +6.5, Browns TT under
🎯 ChatGPT Picks: Ravens -6.5, Chiefs/Commanders Over 47.5, Giants ML +295
⚾ MLB Playoff Recap: Dodgers vs Blue Jays, Brewers heartbreak
😂 Paige’s Picks and “The Worst Sports Weekend of Franke’s Life”

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It’s Episode 157 of Tanks & Tuddies! Jake and Austin are back with another week of NFL betting picks, longshots, and locks after one of the worst sports weekends of Jake’s life 😅. We break down NFL Week 7 best bets and MLB playoff matchups.

👉 This Week’s Highlights:

NFL Week 6 Locks & Longshots (Jake: 22-32 | Austin: 43-38)

ChatGPT vs Jake picks (Steelers vs Bengals, Patriots vs Titans)

MLB Playoff talk: Brewers vs Dodgers NLCS rematch, Tigers heartbreak in 15 innings

Paige’s Picks update

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The MLB playoffs are heating up, and so are Tubbs and Franke. In Episode 156 of Tanks and Tuddies, the boys break down the latest chaos from October baseball — with the Tigers forcing a Game 5 and Tubbs in the stands for a brutal Game 3 loss. Plus, the Brewers have the Cubs on the ropes, and the guys are feeling the energy from both dugouts.

Then it’s time for Locks and Longshots, where Tubbs goes ALL IN with six NFL picks and a wild Bengals Moneyline longshot, while Franke fires off his own mix of NFL, MLB, and college football bets — including his “Super Mega Nuclear Max Whale Rocket Ship in Orbit Lock.” ChatGPT joins the action too, with its own record on the line.

✅ Topics This Week:

Tigers vs Mariners Game 5 drama
Brewers dominating the Cubs
NFL Week 6 betting picks & parlays
Jake’s all-in NFL card and Lions/Chiefs shootout
Austin’s top locks + touchdown scorer parlay
Paige’s Picks update (tight race!)

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