This week, Kate and Christina consider unpalatable protein bars and unexpected shockwaves, play colonoscopy charades, and swap anesthesia stories.

This week, Kate and Christina discuss memes that make them feel seen, beauty tattoos, sleep humming, and what to do when your friends don't recognize you.

This week, Kate and Christina make it mini, discussing mall walkers, food court samplers, and a spaetzle showdown.

This week, Kate and Christina do not brave the snow by chatting on Zoom, imagine thieves playing tricks through the window, discuss fake cocktails and fake meat, and try to find some measure of hope while the world is as terrible as it can be.

This week, Kate and Christina discuss unwanted pranks, what an alderman is, travel nightmares, and how to speak Klingon.

This week, Kate and Christina discuss high fashion in reality TV, cacti medical emergencies, books, more books, all the books, we're a book podcast now.

This week, Kate and Christina talk with special guest Erin Luttrell about shimmying, side-eye, and butt cakes, following the conclusion of the Holiday Baking Championship.

This week, Kate and Christina are visited by none other than J. KENT (not Barnhart)! All mysteries are revealed, and they discuss living, non-blonde Rebeccas, bone knives, and sign-off fingers.

This week, Kate and Christina go through simultaneous holiday panic and hangovers, discuss lady conductrixes, the many things you can do with ham, AV club social skills, and where to keep your reserve weapons.

This week, Kate and Christina aver that J. Kent is DEAD TO US. They also hide knives (just in case), do some listener-question role play, discuss how libraries work, develop some really good ad lines, and get blocked for being silly gooses.