This week, Kate and Christina discuss current memes on past oral events, things you cannot keep in your pantry, tasseled Christmas presents, and personal ads to date relatives of assassinated presidents.

This week, Kate and Christina talk about what happens when you mix hard alcohol and show tunes, call-in radio soup stories, spooky Halloween pop-ups, and an innovative swimming technique: the one-armed chop-chop.

This week, Kate and Christina welcome special guest, the newest Food Network STAR Erin Luttrell, and they discuss the fondant finger incident, debate the best accompanying starch for chili, and dish the tea about this season's Holiday Baking Championship!

This week, Kate and Christina discover that they are the worst sleuths, receive a very sharp gift, identify a new J. Kent suspect, and relive some 5th-grade trauma!

This week, Kate and Christina celebrate their 69th episode by debating whether they would with baby food pancakes (mixed) and Dixie pies (mixed), cocktails at the Witch's Castle (hard would) and what to bring to a potluck (spoiler alert: it's Old English Cheese, beer and cigarettes).

This week, Kate and Christina discover Eggs Goldenrod, invite a regional expert to discuss New Jersey meats worth fighting about, and debate mayonnaise, Ranch dressing, pumpkin pie spice, and other basic bitch delights.

This week, Kate and Christina discuss things their tongues like, pickle-making mishaps, compare their favorite knife drawings, and use the internet to look things up for their listeners.

This week, Kate and Christina discuss surprise cheese curds, Jersey pork roll, how to host (and what to serve) a fugitive, and end with a little fall food porn.

This week, Kate and Christina debate audience participation (part 873), kissing don'ts, polka cover songs, and the best ceviche vessels.

This week, Kate and Christina salivate over powdered mashed potatoes, buy-one-get-one knife specials, and when you just need that 12-inch latte.