Tart Talk

Tart Talk

By Coco and Queera LynnComedyStand-UpHistory
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Tart Talk episodes

  • The Time Capsule: Vagina veg | Harry Styles | Dead wife butter

    Coco (the time travelling tart) and Queera Lynn  have decided to put together a time capsule, so to educate future British youth on the difficulties we all face today... but what will they put in?

    They talk vagina vegetables, camels drinking fuel and much more!

    Should a Belerussian boy be allowed to put chess pieces in a strangers dog? Will making butter help a grieving Irish man? ... Find out in Coco's Confession and Queeras Question. 

    52 min
  • The Heat wave... Taliban applications | Lilt | Granny porn

    Join Coco and Queera Lynn as they try and survive the great heatwave of summer 26. 

    The girls will be trying their best to stay cool along with some much needed cool relief for the humid and frustrated listener with an array of topics ranging from Lilt to elderly love making so you know it'll be academic...  

    Coco and Queera will also be helping lost souls in the ever popular ' Cocos Confession' and 'Queera's Question'!

    1 hr
  • We're back Tarts! Coco's return | Aunt Bessie's Hole | Shagging Parents

    Coco and Queera Lynn are back for series 3 you tarts! 

    They've not seen each other for months. From Coco's glorious Australian tour to Queera's new crusade, they have a lot to catch up on. 

    Popular features; Coco's confession & Queera's questions also return to help the confused and bewildered navigate the ever-changing modern world. 


    51 min
  • Are Housewives Extinct?: The Tupperware Special

    Finally, the 'Tupperware Special' is here! And trust us when we say it was worth the wait...

    Coco and Queera Lynn talk all things Tupperware, Exploring deeper into changing roles for women in society, technology and asking the question we all want to know the answer to, 'Are housewives extinct?'

    They discuss Netflix's 'Hack your Health: The secrets of your gut' and explore the opportunity of bringing their own homeware products to the market. 

    The Tarts also help a homosexual man with advice for a romantic getaway... 

    58 min
  • The Beatles / The Sixties | Is John Lennon alive?

    Tart Talk is getting groovy this week as Coco (The time travelling tart) and Queera Lynn venture back in time to explore all things Beatles and all things sixties! Answering the question we all want the answer to, 'Is John Lennon still alive?'  Is he? Find out here... 

    They help a Toronto based fan with her homeless fingering dilemma, Queera takes on the Irish and Coco gets driven to madness trying to call Liverpool. The Tarts also discuss; Ruth Ellis, Elvis, the pill and the musical stylings of Yoko Ono... 

    55 min
  • Australia: What is the hype?

    Coco is setting sail to Australia on her new comedy tour and has joined Queera Lynn to discuss, 'what is the hype about Australia?' From Kylie to BBQ's, Kangaroos to the Irwins, all corners of their fabulous world is investigated in Coco and Queera's First Nation based deep dive. 

    They get their hands dirty with STD riddled Koala bears and help a fan with her very own sexually transmitted dilemma in 'Coco's Confession'.

    In response to potential accusations that this episode is a veiled plug for Coco's upcoming tour - This episode is NOT a plug for the tour, it is 'purely coincidental' (Coco), 'It's well timed drop and choice of country is pure chance' (Queera Lynn). 

    44 min
  • Are kinks dying out? Doggy lipsticks | Horse play | VR Roleplay

    Woah! This episode contains graphic conversation about sex and kinks, so jump in! 

    Coco and Queera Lynn leave no mucky stone unturned in this week's episode 'Are kinks dying out?' So whether you're looking for inspiration or just a peep into the wild and fabulous, this episode is your guide to a naughtier world behind the curtain. 

    Pup play, Horse play, Alien toys and much more... this episode has it all. Coco and Queera also receives a question from a sex doll enthusiast in the USA. 

    49 min
  • Is romance dead? The Valentines Special

    Your ultimate guide to a happy Valentines is finally here! So whether you're with a loved one, on a date or spending the day alone; Coco and Queera Lynn have a show for you. 

    How should a man woo his lady? Which nation is the most romantic? and should fisting be taken up on this iconic day? All questions we are sure you want the answer to on this romantic public holiday. They dive into the complicated world of online dating, arranged marriages and sexual relationships within video games... So yes you're right to assume it might get a tad saucy at places!

    Coco and Queera also receive a confession of a sexual nature regarding sex on public transport from a lost soul in Southend-on-Sea.

    48 min
  • Seven tips for a fabulous February : Get naked | Say yes | Steal a dog

    Coco and Queera know that February can be tough! That's why the Tarts have developed a seven point plan to stave off those Wintery blues. There'll be exploring the joys of stealing, being nude and impersonating foreign accents. This truly is the Seven points you need to keep the clouds at bay. 

    Lets make February... FAB-RUARY!

    They also receive an unholy confession about the Arch Bishop of Canterbury.

    38 min

About Tart Talk

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Join Coco 'The time traveling tart' and the nations sweetheart Queera Lynn, on a  raucous comedy adventure as they discuss current events, arts, history and absolute NONSENSE! Alongside …