Celebrate Thanksgiving with families that stick together — it's Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri vs Addams Family Values.

Two sports movies about finding yourself — it's Caddyshack vs Golden Arm.

Two movies about kids dealing with adult themes via fantasy — it's Pan's Labyrinth vs A Nightmare On Elm Street 3: Dream Warriors.

Two movies that explore the extremes of gender stereotypes — it's Predator vs Poison Ivy.

Two films about exploitation and chaos — it's The Truman Show vs Don't Worry Darling.

Two movies about the thirst for knowledge and a will to survive — it's 2001: A Space Odyssey vs Species. 

Two movies about the thin line between what drives someone to save and what drives them to destroy — it's Batman Returns vs Hannibal.

Two movies about existence and personal responsibility — it's Being John Malkovich vs The Discovery. 

• 00:47 Being John Malkovich
• 6:32 The Discovery
• 15:42 What They Share
• 27:37 What The Discovery Does Better

Listen to my appearance on We Watched A Thing for more Malkovich: www.wewatchedathing.com/episodes/malkovich

Two movies about isolation and passion — it's The Martian vs Ellie Parker.

The wordiest Tasteless title yet! Two absurd comedies that mine specificity for laughs — it's Monty Python and the Holy Grail vs Barb and Star Go To Vista Del Mar. Get ready to have "Edgar's Prayer" stuck in your head.