The wordiest Tasteless title yet! Two absurd comedies that mine specificity for laughs — it's Monty Python and the Holy Grail vs Barb and Star Go To Vista Del Mar. Get ready to have "Edgar's Prayer" stuck in your head. 

Two movies about different generations jumping into conflict together and dealing with mortality — it's Top Gun: Maverick vs Spy Kids. Yes, I say Air Force instead of Navy about 20 times, I'm sorry! It's the plane one, in my mind, I forgot all the planes take off from the water, I was thinking about Jennifer Connelly's cable knit sweaters. 

Two movies about the consequences of revenge — it's The Northman vs Valentine.

Two movies about truth and expectation — it’s The Green Knight vs Bound.

Two movies about the important balance of how we feel about ourselves and others, and learning to accept people's differences — it's Girl, Interrupted vs Stuart Little.

Two movies about the nuance of humanity and what separates us from the machines — it's Robocop vs Chopping Mall.

Two movies about the natural order of things and judgement — it's Apocalypse Now vs Alien Resurrection.

Two ensemble mysteries where solving the case is less important than the finding of facts — it's Clue vs Death on the Nile.

Two movies about love making us do crazy things — it’s Grease vs Deep Water.

Two movies about finding yourself while pretending to be someone else and working together across societal boundaries — it’s Argo vs The New Guy.